*walks up to a straight couple* okay but which one of your is oberon and which one of your is puck?
If you pardon, we will mend 🙏🏻
And, as I'm an honest Puck
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue
We will make amends ere long
Else the Puck a liar call
So, good night unto you all
Give me your hands, if we be friends
And Robin shall restore amends
(I did look it up because copy-paste is faster on my phone, but I do know it by heart. I grew up watching the 1935 movie, and as much as I want to be Titania or Oberon I'm really much more Puck. Or possibly Bottom.)
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