*is shot in the head at several hundred metres away with a sniper rifle* lmao the accuracy 😂😂😂

Look: it’s just that this is exactly what Twitter was like in 2012, which means fun things like “multiple wacky clients” and “less manipulative UX” but also “everyone’s a fucking programmer”

Three obvious attack vectors:

• Claim someone’s Twitter-equivalent username on mastodon.social (happened to me, but seemingly not maliciously)
• Similar username (standard technique on Twitter)
• Identical username, different node (the “fun one”)

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Dreading the first big impersonation scam on here

Aanand boosted

Ten years in and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. A decade-plus and her clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.

TOP 3 GRIPES SO FAR:

• Canonical usernames contain two @-signs
• Still exclusively full of nerds
• “toot”

Aanand boosted

I see a lot of people complaining about the default UI but I don't know, I think it's pretty good

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