should the web scroll sideways? no, never, under any circumstance, AND YET

Show thread

on the one hand I'm glad triple canopy gave up on the sideways scrolling business, on the other hand you absolute reactionary cowards

@jennatar came to say that the domain name is wonderful, stayed to learn who nick lutsko is

In return I expect every one of my posts to be boosted, thanks

Show thread

I'm going to post federated a bit more, because contrary to appearances I am not a dead account, merely one that mostly sticks to my local instance

nap dream 

must need my names module recalibrated after @andypressman spun "ingleberry jumpledinck, founder of sydney" off the dome last night during a game of dread

Show thread

pay minor league players? no, fuck you buy our cryptocurrency and then fuck yourself

bad cat 

I can hear the fucking cat drinking toilet water again but im so comfortable leaning against this counter that I’m going to just let him have it

body 

Just to be clear the nanites are all dressed like doctors so it’s cool

Show thread

body 

Have a lower back pain that im convinced can only be solved by nanotechnology

unbearable cuteness 

Hello everyone Danielle is driving but wanted me to post a photo of the kittens

What should I get at Dairy Queen, I haven’t been to one since 1992

more about Control the game not the concept 

I mean maybe I’m digging too deep but I read the name “Polaris” (the otherworldly deity/being sharing the mind of the protagonist) being a pun for “players”

Show thread

more about Control the game not the concept 

I’m on to chapter 3 (or so) and I think my initial hunch that this is all high meta (like, a story about stories, a game about games, etc) is feeling more and more correct

I’m playing Control 

Is the uncanny valley stuff intentional? Some of these humans are aliens

Show thread

I’m playing Control 

Anyway I hope it’s more complicated than that

Show thread
Show older
Friend Camp

Hometown is adapted from Mastodon, a decentralized social network with no ads, no corporate surveillance, and ethical design.