dad the dungeon master 

Roles-Playing Campaign Drawing 

"I'm not racist but" 

late capitalism 

Whenever I talk to someone on the phone for longer than like 15m I have to fight the compulsion to say “okay love you” right before hanging up

Also I can go a solid hour before realizing that a battle is lost, which I absolutely love because I’m a video game masochist

I think the best thing about Wargroove, which I love, is that I begin every round feeling overwhelming odds against me, but end every round feeling triumphant

food, comically large 

alcohol, airports, morning 

major league baseball stands against the coup in Venezuela

I kinda have to be in NYC next week to ensure the business stays solvent so if there's a strike, as there should be, what's the quickest way to get there

A few years too late to have an opinion on this but the Minions are funny

amusing church signs and wonderful movie titles 

amusing church signs and wonderful movie titles 

I made a terrible game where you have to guess which bad domain name is more expensive:

I guess what I'm also saying is, playtest your software

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The decentralized web is about trust. You should only join Friend Camp if you personally trust Darius Kazemi with your social media data. You probably only have that level of trust if we are IRL friends or have been internet friends for a long time. Generally speaking this is a small, closed community. In the end, Darius is the arbiter of what is allowed here. If you don't have a good idea of the kind of behavior that flies with Darius, again, you probably shouldn't join this instance. In the interest of specificity, we do have a code of conduct and privacy policy which you should read. Friend Camp features several modifications that were requested by our users. * you can log in via any subdomain, which means you can log in to multiple accounts in the same browser session (for example, log in once on and then as another user on * they are no longer called "toots", they are now "posts" * if you have a locked account and you get a follow request, a reminder appears under your "post" button (on normal Mastodon mobile it is otherwise buried in a sub-menu and you might not see it for a long time) * the emoji dropdown is a neutral smiley face instead of the cry-laughing smiley @mentions are rendered as "@user" for a Friend Camp user and "@user@domain" for remote users. This helps clear up when you follow two people who have the same username on different servers. * there is a "never ask me again" checkbox on the confirmation for clearing your notifications -- more info here * When an mp3 link is in a post, we also embed an inline mp3 player. git commit here * 500 characters of profile text git commit here, requested by @deerful Important Bit from the Privacy Docs: If you want decent privacy (the info doesn't leave this server), the only way to do that is to set your account to private, only accept friend requests from other users, and only ever @ mention other users. Once you start talking to people on other servers, all bets are off. Any private message you send to someone on another server could be looked at by the admin of a different server. This is kind of like email: if you are on a private email server, and you send an unencrypted email to a gmail account, congrats, Google now has the content of that email. But also, you do this every day, so, hey. The internet! Our beautiful icon is based on photo3idea_studio from, licensed CC 3.0 BY. It has been modified by!