photos of people w/ec, marketing email 

me: [literally orders a single pair of shoes]

marketing email, running to catch up with me, desperate, breathing heavily:

photos of people w/ec, marketing email 

@aparrish what we're all still waiting for is for you to confirm or reject that claim. Do you? Like shoes?

photos of people w/ec, marketing email 

@aparrish LOL, that would be an awesome marketing message: "you seem to have an uneasy détente type relationship with shoes. Why don't we arm you a bit more for that contest?" and then they offer you uggs :)

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