if you think you're having a bad day, why, just look at the impropriety in which these youngsters have found themselves entangled
hot take: dance cards were an early form of computer programming https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadrille#/media/File:Dance_card00.jpg
@aparrish wow, touching butt-to-butt
@Cathymarinara yup! almost always something I show to my programming students on day one
@aparrish ahhhhhh that’s so awesome!!
@aparrish I'm chandelier hanging over the man having too much fun, waiting for the perfect opportunity to drop
@aparrish I'm harp guy who's really into... something, possibly just playing the harp
@aparrish i'm the harpist
@aparrish i'm the improperly secured chandelier, about to crush that insufferable ass on the left
@aparrish I'm the poor woman who has inadvertently broken societal laws. Or if I'm lucky, the jovial fellow on the left laughing at it.
@aparrish Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights pales in comparison to this depravity.
@aparrish I'm definitely the girl trying to get my grind on and overtly annoyed that a drunken dude think its an invitation to start bumping butts.
@aparrish My heavens