til there is a secret szechuan pepper plant in prospect park and that black walnut fruits look like tennis balls
@aparrish these are good things to learn
@aparrish Wait, is that what those were? My dog and I walked through a crowd of folks smashing those in the park this afternoon.
@dominic haha you probably walked right past me, i was in that crowd. it was wildman steve brill's foraging tour, highly recommended
@aparrish brb, planting black walnut trees next to tennis courts
our car has dings from the black walnuts at our old place
around here the aerial tree nut terror is mostly acorns
@aparrish my brain really wants this to be the opening to a weird al-style parody of hallelujah
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