hey uh if you see people using everyword on twitter right now to communicate, maybe send me a screenshot or two (in context)?
a word referring to a body part
predictably, it is about 50% "cock"
just changed the everyword twitter account's gender to "word list" (twitter had inferred "male")
my favorites are the brands that just looked up the word of their brand and retweeted it. the golden state warriors retweeted "warriors." arsenal retweeted "arsenal." destiny 2 retweeted "destiny." this is actually the purest distillation of the idea of a brand
helpful social media tips I found on everyword's twitter analytics page
Mr. Cage, we've looked at the engagement numbers for your new piece and... they're not great. Try adding notes to it, people like notes
pile of links to tweets with screenshots
@aparrish just what's showed up on my timeline, some of which you've probably seen:
https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1283558107201843201
https://twitter.com/0xabad1dea/status/1283552917719580672
https://twitter.com/mcclure111/status/1283538536646483970
https://twitter.com/iximeow/status/1283537534279016448
https://twitter.com/iximeow/status/1283530806988730368
pile of links to tweets with screenshots (swears)
@aparrish I saw a couple of people spelling things with this thread: https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1283528365173948416
a word referring to a body part
@aparrish and 50% vigina.
@aparrish me, wise, machine learning expert: only men use words
@aparrish
every word: a
aa
aardvark
twitter gender guesser: ok, yeah. I got this one
@aparrish invent new words
@bcj i'm trying!
@aparrish can you sponsor a lack of tweet
@aparrish audibly lolling at the idea of cage's personal brand
@aparrish
I'm imagining the official Nicholas Cage account retweeting everything containing the word 'cage'...
@aparrish and who can forget Ed Balls?
@aparrish [ouija board slowly spelling out ED BALLS]
@aparrish oh wow. That's your account?
So awesome.
@ultimape yup! going to put "briefly served as vital infrastructure for worldwide telecommunication networks" in my CV
@aparrish I see you already saw Sarah Jeong's work https://twitter.com/bravemule/status/1283544082887766017
it occurs to me now that I can... actually log in as everyword and just look at the notifications. deep breath