hey uh if you see people using everyword on twitter right now to communicate, maybe send me a screenshot or two (in context)?

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it occurs to me now that I can... actually log in as everyword and just look at the notifications. deep breath

a word referring to a body part 

predictably, it is about 50% "cock"

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just changed the everyword twitter account's gender to "word list" (twitter had inferred "male")

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my favorites are the brands that just looked up the word of their brand and retweeted it. the golden state warriors retweeted "warriors." arsenal retweeted "arsenal." destiny 2 retweeted "destiny." this is actually the purest distillation of the idea of a brand

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helpful social media tips I found on everyword's twitter analytics page

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Mr. Cage, we've looked at the engagement numbers for your new piece and... they're not great. Try adding notes to it, people like notes

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a word referring to a body part 

@aparrish and 50% vigina.

@aparrish me, wise, machine learning expert: only men use words

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every word: a
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twitter gender guesser: ok, yeah. I got this one

@aparrish audibly lolling at the idea of cage's personal brand

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I'm imagining the official Nicholas Cage account retweeting everything containing the word 'cage'...

@ultimape yup! going to put "briefly served as vital infrastructure for worldwide telecommunication networks" in my CV

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