Just saw this headline: "Salad Dressing Recalled in 26 States"

Now imagining an article that is 26 interviews:

"Ummm... yeah I remember salad dressing. That's the liquid you put on salad to lubricate and flavor the leaves, right?" - A man from Nevada

etc etc

Alternately it's interviews with one person in 26 different mental states. States of matter? Idk

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@darius you're telling me a salad recalled in 26 stated this?

@aparrish @darius 2026, 2 years after the Great Fall: "Why, I remember when you could look upon the face of Paul Newman and it was like you could hear his words straight from his mouth: '100% profits to charity'"

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