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Ok, but what if César Millán was a dog that whispered

an artist's representation of me right now Show more

I still don't understand how mastodon doesn't have mutals-only as an option

There is a novelty domain I want above all others, so occasionally I check up on whether I'm ready to give up and pay the squatter's ransom. Not today, not today: C$2,365.65

Brain brain go away
Come again another day

it's never too late to get to work early

good news, the cat that lives in my apartment has given a highly ambiguous sign that I am taking to mean that they miss me. It is a very sweet and powerful moment

ok, you know that murakami short story about that lady that stops sleeping and then things don't turn out well. what if I did that but on purpose and everything worked out great?

almost made a factually-incorrect joke because I forgot about the ghost

Circles just reminded me that I forgot to post some triangles.

it's just, I'm not sure how much of this is people being horny for a femme bowser and how much is people being horny for peach

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Friend Camp

The decentralized web is about trust. You should only join Friend Camp if you personally trust Darius Kazemi with your social media data. You probably only have that level of trust if we are IRL friends or have been internet friends for a long time. Generally speaking this is a small, closed community. In the end, Darius is the arbiter of what is allowed here. If you don't have a good idea of the kind of behavior that flies with Darius, again, you probably shouldn't join this instance. In the interest of specificity, we do have a code of conduct and privacy policy which you should read.

Friend Camp features several modifications that were requested by our users.

  • you can log in via any subdomain, which means you can log in to multiple accounts in the same browser session (for example, log in once on and then as another user on
  • they are no longer called "toots", they are now "posts"
  • if you have a locked account and you get a follow request, a reminder appears under your "post" button (on normal Mastodon mobile it is otherwise buried in a sub-menu and you might not see it for a long time)
  • the emoji dropdown is a neutral smiley face instead of the cry-laughing smiley
  • @mentions are rendered as "@user" for a Friend Camp user and "@user@domain" for remote users. This helps clear up when you follow two people who have the same username on different servers.
  • there is a "never ask me again" checkbox on the confirmation for clearing your notifications -- more info here
  • images in a CW'ed post are collapsed behind the CW. When you expand the CW, you can see the whole image immediately. more info here
  • When an mp3 link is in a post, we also embed an inline mp3 player. git commit here

Important Bit from the Privacy Docs

If you want decent privacy (the info doesn't leave this server), the only way to do that is to set your account to private, only accept friend requests from other users, and only ever @ mention other users. Once you start talking to people on other servers, all bets are off. Any private message you send to someone on another server could be looked at by the admin of a different server. This is kind of like email: if you are on a private email server, and you send an unencrypted email to a gmail account, congrats, Google now has the content of that email. But also, you do this every day, so, hey. The internet!

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