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Perhaps if I reread this email enough times, it will send itself out of boredom

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Somebody once told me
There's a statue in the Gobi
That's mostly gone from over the knees
Visage lying in the sand
With a sneer of cold command
Cuz the sculptor knew how to please

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Empires falling and statues crumbling
Check out the words he left behind
On the statue in the desert that nobody can find:

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SOMEbody once asked me
To go see Pagliacci
To cure whatever's getting me down
Then I burst into tears despite laughter and the cheers
I am the famous traveling clown

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Queer Eye but it's five minute nows saving us hours later

food, travel (-) 

insects 

insects 

insects 

insects 

I just mixed up "Outlook" and "Overwatch" so er I think it might be bedtime for Cadi

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πŸŽΆβ€‹ I want so badly to believe that there is truth that love is reeeal πŸŽΆβ€‹

food 

food 

πŸŽΆβ€‹ She's on fire, like no-one else can get me higher πŸŽΆβ€‹

404 - 264 okay yeah I guess he's the winner, in a very real sense

Okay so B might be beating me at Scrabble by about 40 points after just four turns, but my score is currently 69, so who's the real winner here

Pictured: the cutest spy in the Codenames Duet box. I want hair like this.

It's not really a quote, is it, it's two chapters of setup about sexy dragons and Dire Straits guitar solos, designed to ratchet up enough narrative tension to give the simple sentence "the record got to the good bit" chapter-ending punch

And it's your face I'm looking for on every street πŸŽΆβ€‹πŸŽ΅β€‹πŸŽΈβ€‹πŸŽΆβ€‹

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