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disaster! a typo on my onlysapios has resulted in the loss of crucial whales

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my therapist: β€œhave you considered entrepreneurship?”

me: β€œi am going to become.. a night soil man”

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ALL SYSTEMS CRITICAL IS FINALLY HERE!!

i'm so excited to share this story with you, it means so much to me and i hope y'all like it!

i have the first two chapters up on royal roads now, and i will be adding a few more this week until i fall into my planned schedule of posting one chapter a week.

if you're able, i'm grateful for any reviews or ratings on rr, but otherwise please let me know your thoughts! and give theo your patience, he is a work in progress πŸ–€

https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/45225/all-systems-critical

genitals shitpost, actually imagining what this would be like 

silicone poured over a prehensile internal structure that clicks into various positions with adjustable tension (possibly via electromagnets that are rechargable via induction)

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genitals shitpost 

clacky mechanical dick

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i like SCP-3166, gorefield, and that he is 8 foot tall and has no internal organs etc. just full of decaying lasagna. i love this and he hunts down bill murray. i also like that he can detect external lasagna and seeks it out immediately to incorporate it into his body.

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what if oppression is as routine to us as clothing or washing ourselves β€” you wake up, you take a shower, you put on clothes, you go to your job as a cop or a banker or a racism factory worker & you think nothing of it because it's just the thing to do. that it's hard for such a person to conceive of a world where they don't do that can't justify it β€” the opposite, in fact

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hey anyone wanna commission me so i can set aside money to get astrid a christmas gift that will BLOW HER MIND

http://commiss.io/felixsunflower

iconic moments from the film speed (1994) 

"there was no baby, it was full of cans" as a metaphor for my entire childhood

how do I get the feeling of being ok beamed into my brain. is there like a special magnet or laser, or do I eat a crystal or something? I'll try anything here, come on come on *taps on table*

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anyway 'human nature' in this sense is not compatible with marxism β€” dialectics mean 'being' as such is not accessible to us, only becoming; and materialism demands we take things as they appear and not elevate our ideas about what they should be like above that. fascism, however, loves human nature. so someone saying communism and fascism are both tyrannical & then going off about human nature tells us something we already knew: that this person is full of shit

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jazz and jizz are dualing forces of nature. I feel no need to elaborate.

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Wow, this is a cool little experiment that maps a word-vector space to a text adventure space that you walk around in.

spinfoam-games.itch.io/rainbow

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2001 a space odyssey (review) 

a series of interrelated short stories depict various incarnations of a timeless death god toying with humans for its amusement. no moral

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Hometown is adapted from Mastodon, a decentralized social network with no ads, no corporate surveillance, and ethical design.

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