you think "diana a trenchcoat is much too big for three crows. you would need many more crows than that to operate a trenchcoat" to which i can only reply that i am recruiting crows for undisclosed purposes, and if you are a crow with trenchcoat experience, contact me at bark bark bark, bark caw caw bark
re: i talk about hormones. testosterone mention.
often there's a stage in early transition / coming out, where you do shit talk your testosterone, because, wow, wait, you can do that? you're allowed to talk shit about this thing that's been hurting you from the inside for so long?
but your enemy is never the testosterone in others. EVER. that's disgusting.
Finally sat down to listen to the Black Autonomy podcast. It's great, and for a first episode it's amazingly well produced.
real bird names that are obviously just unreleased pokemon
psych meds shitpost
"fluoxetine and I have been dating for three days. I have a really good feeling about them!! we're talking about getting a dog"
I'm Latinx and nonbinary, follow me @ gwashnado for goth abstract t4t indulgences
(also, image ref: vic-mac.com vic_cricket_mac on instagram)
an immune-compromised family friend contracted covid & we're very worried.
he takes care of his parents bt he's extremely vulnerable & doesn't have the money to afford care if his case gets severe. if u can donate anything it'd be so helpful; he basically raised his niece and done so much for his community & now he needs some help
you can donate money to his niece's venmo at: @shortybri
all money would be allocated to medical expenses + helping take care of his elderly parents!
If you have some loose cash, consider throwing a couple of bucks to Arm The Girls an anarchist mutual aid project amied towards providing bipoc trans femmes with self defense skills and training
What if I'm already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let's do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then command me to "go fuck myself.” I may be fucking myself already. I may as well not be fucking myself already. Until my dick and its position relative to my ass is overserved, it is simultaneously in my ass, but also outside of it — thus, it stays in superposition.
The moment you lay eyes on my penis, both states collide with each other and become either one. You may have already guessed what the problem here is. As soon as a single photon reflected by my dick enters either one of your eyes, you become gay. The only way to avoid this is to not observe my penis. But if you don't look at it, then you will never know if your insult had any effect, thus rendering it meaningless.
Since you have already made the insult, you are now, too, in superposition — you're either wrong, or gay. It's unfortunate, really — you dug a hole for yourself without even knowing it. All you can do now is accept it, and learn from your mistakes.
What the fuck, Cyberpunk 2077?
"features a rapid onslaught of white and red blinking LEDs, much like the actual device neurologists use in real life to trigger a seizure when they need to trigger one for diagnosis purposes"
Domestic violence, fundraising
My friend Amber is escaping her physically abusive spouse. Despite a protective order, he attacked her again, and it's likely he will keep doing so until she is able to move to an apartment he does not have the address for.
Amber is physically disabled and has been prevented from obtaining work by her ex. She's raising money for her and her kid's safety. If you can, please donate: https://www.gofundme.com/f/27pg8mcks0?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1
If you can't, please boost the signal. Thank you!
goth space witch, aspiring apostate
"multi-dimensional glitter being and part time psychopomp" - @selontheweb
18+ to follow please
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