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can I put personal ads in the ikea catalog

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@tripofmice @callie or snaps if you are on ubuntu

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@callie Might fuck around and see if anyone responds to the text from the Blåhaj soft toy shark description:

"Big and safe to have at your side if you want to discover the world underneath the sea. Can swim very far, dive really deep and hear your heart beating from far away."

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@erinbee oh wow yeah I'd date them in a second

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@callie Lex ad or Ikea product description? Which would fall apart quicker in my apartment? It's impossible to say.

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@erinbee hi I'm the bitch that needs to be held up with an anti-topple bracket

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@erinbee I would date this shark or be their best friend

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