Cara ellison @cara@friend.camp

Glad I can interrupt my spouse reading Kurt Vonnegut’s Hocus Pocus in bed by loudly asking Austin Powers lore questions

I think the only true time I liked birdsite was when it turned out the PM put his member in a pig mouth

I made the mistake of mentioning to a writer that the seventh season of buffy has an evil preacher character they were looking for as a template and now I have to watch it RIP

publisher negging

just remembering every rude thing a game publisher has said to me about my work that was definitely not true and getting deeply incensed

jock is probably more of a lore character and yet I still think his pet reggie and he are very important

I just found out there is a bar at Disney world that is themed after Jock from Indiana Jones and got weirdly excited. I forgot what it felt like to be part of a fandom for a bit

Sorry if u requested a follow and waited ages to be added I forgot that people might ever want to talk to me or see my posts

the social capital u get for posting on birdsite always felt like getting goop on u. sticky, unpleasant, a mess

A Mary Sue may still have an interesting and relatable story. Most action movies are just male Mary Sues. I don’t want to hear this term again for the rest of my life

Tired of ppl saying a character is a ‘Mary sue’ when what they mean is that the story the character had was boring. Just say that they are boring. It’s not a Mary sue you are just bored with their treatment

for a car city no one in LA knows what indicators are or where they are located or that they actually have to use them every turn

I think I would be uniquely placed to make this game so if you are doing that let me know lol

I would like to make a game like No One Lives Forever but it is impossible to contemplate making now without some company just deciding to make another sequel