Hi my name’s Courtney, this is my platform:
1. Walt Whitman was gay as hell
2. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is also gay as hell
3. Almost all popular music is just kids songs that adults keep listening to for some reason
4. Please get CPR certified, it’s possibly the only way you personally will ever save someone’s life
5. CBD is a scam, but the placebo effect is real so if that’s working for you, enjoy
Testimonials about Courtney:
“I would trust Courtney to save my life.” — @bcj
April covid relief, serious post, please boost! (1/2)
In these recent weeks a lot of what I've seen happening around the world and on here has got me thinking about how I can actually help out in these difficult times. I've been incredibly privileged to be able to work at home during this crisis, and I know that employment is where people are getting hit hardest. The bottom line is, I don't need the money I made this month, so I've decided to give it all to the people here who do. (cont.)
April covid relief, serious post, please boost! (2/2)
It’s April 1, and people need to pay their rent NOW. So here’s the deal: If you have financial need right now, no matter how small or large, PLEASE drop your venmo or paypal here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/VC8HS7K and in 48 hours I will divide up all the money I made in March to every person who responds. I know it’ll be put to better use this way.
#CrowdFund #covid #CovidRelief
It is #transdayofvisibility #transdov today! I’m a trans man, it fucking rules. Trying to hide it or be ashamed would be like trying to hide how tall I am — ultimately pointless and misery-making besides. Being open and honest and celebratory about who I am gives others a chance to know me and support me better, and I wouldn’t deprive them of that for the world, because I’m a gift. 🎁
LMAO she just texted me again that she’s also including cookies, moms of the world, this is your moment
Shout out to all my friends who apparently were just waiting for the entire world to shut down in order to shine like diamonds wrt productivity. I texted someone who had a surplus of aloe gel and she was like “oh I also have alcohol, how about I just mix some for you, also do you want it scented choose from this wide range of good smells, oh hey I have an empty growler I can put it in how about I just drop it off for you, btw do you want any garlic sauce too or also I’m baking a cake if you wa-“
Viridian Green #628573
(Contrast ratio: 4.6:1 | AA)
*crackly audio narration like a 1950s public advisory newsreel*
There’s a disturbing hidden trend amongst the youths of today that you may not be aware of. Many of them are under the misguided impression that it’s necessary to pay various giant corporations hard earned money every single month, to maintain access to a catalogue of movies and TV to view! These sadly misled folks believe that at the whim of a licensing executive, or if they fail to submit their tithings, their access to media can be taken away without warning! This may shock you, but it’s true.
Do your part to combat this worrying trend. Teach Your Local Teens To Torrent (Responsibly)!
Runway is looking for research residents: https://twitter.com/runwayml/status/1244658433766416389
We are trying out a new format for our Something-in-Residence program for these times: A 3-week paid web residency in April for creatives working with machine intelligence.
Apply now!" https://runwayml.com/flash-residency/
Pregnant with the next great American novel
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