I’m not writing very much here because I am not doing very much, and it’s not relaxing it’s painful and boring and I haaaaaate eeeeeeverything. Turns out I’m 100x worse being injured than sick
Dicks are just outie versions of butts.
we can, therefore, conclude logically that whatever does not make you stronger is killing you
I’m so bummed to miss CornCon this year (there’s gonna be a duck funeral!) but there’s no way I’m up for socializing or even standing for that long
Portlanders! I'm speaking at CornCon tonight at 8:15! Many other cool things will be happening including Diana Jared performing corn marriages (presumably if you like corn so much you want to marry it) and Corn, the Korn cover band! DM me for info if you wanna come (suggested $7 cover, profits go to charity)
top surgery Show more
Ugh I just want my stupid drains out because I can tell they’re a major source of the pain I’ve got, and I think it’ll go down to a “don’t need oxycodone every 4 hours” level once they’re gone. “Maybe Monday” is the current assessment of the nurse, grrrr.
I’ve played a lot of Polytopia and holedown in the last 24 hours as well...apparently games can hold my attention better than just watching or reading stuff.
Someone recommended Rusty Lake Hotel to me and this is...my perfect game
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“They vilify us, the scoundrels do, when there is only this difference, they rob the poor under the cover of law, forsooth, and we plunder the rich under protection of our own courage; had you not better make one of us, than sneak after the asses of those villains for employment?" - Samuel Bellamy
it's so weird that memes have swung around to 19th century political art where you label The Things In This Diagramme Therewith
idk i don't hate it!
so brave of sesame street to smash the notion of their characters having rich inner lives by showing the puppeteers stand up at the end of each episode, announce "THIS WAS ALL A FICTION, THEY FEEL NOTHING" and then tear the heads off their own muppets with their teeth
Buffy and Angel glared at Giles, daring him to start the session from their respective chairs on the podium.
Giles coughed, stepped up to the lectern: ”Well then,” he said, to the two-thirds full room, “thank you all for coming to this month’s stakeholder relations meeting-“
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