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What planet is in what house and how can I blame it for my posts today.

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Let’s call this thread:

Being an EMT in a Pandemic

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Because I’m weird, I’m going to start documenting all the various soap dispensers I encounter. Some of them raise a lot of questions.

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Testimonials about Courtney:

“I would trust Courtney to save my life.” — @bcj

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Moon

🌕 Full Moon

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L. Rhodes

You can add "cooperating with ICE" to your list of reasons for avoiding crypto. https://www.vice.com/en/article/akgmx4/coinbase-got-a-dollar136-million-contract-with-ice

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Patricidal Catboy :autism:​ :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow: ​:puzzle:​ :ffxiv_drk:

Promare is a movie about gay pride, environmentalism, rich people’s obsession with space, and about how homosexual kisses can bring the dead back to life

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owl

New cryptocurrency that you mine by working for someone who has enclosed the resources you need to live and will only sell it back for this currency.

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Normal Tubby

all anarchist know is poop on company time, make zine, adopt random people and animal, feed every people, and take nap. we are clearly very dangerous.

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[Kino] Ramses the just Okay
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[Kino] Ramses the just Okay

ah, a year ago I was at a Barnes and noble (a bookstore chain) and saw this display. good shit op.

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pocket husband :verified:

do i have to listen to the first 99 gecs to get it

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halfbarbarian fetishist ramona

Reminder that the police knows to watch lockscreen notifications and is known to use that to note down names, data etc. from all your friends writing you on those fancy encrypted activist apps.

Turn off all lockscreen notifications :)

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dank of wraith

pretty funny that we're living in such upside down times of economic ideology that people are shocked the government handing out free money to people made the poverty rate go down

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Alex :yikes:

someone posted this pic of Brent Spiner (Data) getting his makeup done on the birdsite a couple weeks ago and I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

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Sophie Jane

Today’s card is the Ace of Pentacles - it’s a day to be in the world and see what it brings you

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old roadside pictures

old man and cat, deer acres, pinconning, michigan, 1988

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Dipshit Official

I’ve got a cool idea for social benefits! Let’s provide a really robust safety net, but only for people who serve in the military or are in police unions. It would be like socialism, but you know, more nationalist. I need to think of a term for this.

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Luna

This is the face of someone who absolutely invented something for kink reasons

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Catlas Snugged

Friendships of convenience devoid of emotional intimacy? That's boy's, baby

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Arthur Detoo

no one:

absolutely no one:

definitely not my kiddo:

me: [Beach Boys voice]
🎵 wouuuldn't it be nice to help your dada
🎶 fold all of the laundry for your drawers
🎵 wouldn't it be nice to have them clean and
🎶 orderly when you pick out some clothes

🎵 we could all be dressing so much better
🎵 if only you would come and 😲 fooooold, togetheeeeeeer

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Josh "cortex" Millard

LOWES CEO: fuck it, we're doing a 13-foot skeleton

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Catlas Snugged

Polycule competitive benefits package

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Hometown is adapted from Mastodon, a decentralized social network with no ads, no corporate surveillance, and ethical design.

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