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Hi my name’s Courtney, this is my platform:

1. Walt Whitman was gay as hell
2. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is also gay as hell
3. Almost all popular music is just kids songs that adults keep listening to for some reason
4. Please get CPR certified, it’s possibly the only way you personally will ever save someone’s life
5. CBD is a scam, but the placebo effect is real so if that’s working for you, enjoy

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Testimonials about Courtney:

“I would trust Courtney to save my life.” — @bcj

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I saw someone refer to DUNKIRK as a masterpiece so I’m officially off twitter for the rest of the day.

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cancer 

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being honest, is communism worth losing out on my unfulfilled fantasy of being with a hot older executive woman? no, no i don’t think it is. and so i’ve decided to leave mastodon for good over this disagreement. farewell pinkos.

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all fruits are broken 

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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

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if any of my kids were straight i'd love them anyway

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Hey,

I've decided to offer myself up as a voice coach for trans people who need it free/cheap.

No matter what you desire to work towards, you come to me as a friend I would like to help be comfy. Whether that be feminising, masculinising, or a voice made of various different elements :)

We will do exercises, talk about posture, be hydrated, apply it to real life, and I promise to tailor things to meet your needs.

I will do this over discord. DM me if you fancy this.

Boosts appreciated

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Something from Mr Rogers 

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i just think its really funny how you claim to support the environment and yet you wear clothes

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Lewd PSA 

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cursed Pearl Harbor twitter screenshot 

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lewd shitpost 

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two weeks from tomorrow is the eleventh anniversary of the day that Muntazer al-Zaidi threw his shoes at George W. Bush and instantly became a legend

the last I heard of him he was running for the Iraqi Parliament on the ticket of a coalition that included the Iraqi Communist Party, but the English media coverage of Iraq is so bad that I can't find very much about how he's doing. It *looks* like he won his election, so good for him

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We’re living in a neoliberal data-surveillance cyberpunk dystopia illustrated by jolly adverts

Happy Thanksgiving! The US is 100% stolen land, maybe check out what your local tribes are doing and need support for.

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