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Hi my name’s Courtney, this is my platform:

1. Walt Whitman was gay as hell
2. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is also gay as hell
3. Almost all popular music is just kids songs that adults keep listening to for some reason
4. Please get CPR certified, it’s possibly the only way you personally will ever save someone’s life
5. CBD is a scam, but the placebo effect is real so if that’s working for you, enjoy

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Testimonials about Courtney:

“I would trust Courtney to save my life.” — @bcj

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I saw someone refer to DUNKIRK as a masterpiece so I’m officially off twitter for the rest of the day.

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r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

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I think it's been long enough to stop calling it "New" York

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hi! if anybody knows someone in the seattle area who's queer and does taxes (especially small business taxes) professionally I would love to pay them! feel free to DM me a contact :)

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I have a 4 foot Elmo doll and it has no means of holding itself up. So no matter how you place him, it becomes a whole-ass mood.

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mh 

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🎵Jolene
Jolene
Jolene Jolene

I'm beggin' you for pics of Spiderman

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We hope you're ready for extended discussion of the Spice Girls because it's time for today's episode, "I Am Thou, Thou Art I"!!!

https://explainjojo.com/episodes/s05e25.html

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HRT doesn’t have to always be about “switching” your place in a gender binary. It can literally just be a way to change your body as you see fit, it really shouldn’t be inherently gendered.

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Dont worry, I will take on the responsibility of supporting windows 7 after microsoft is done

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imagine if movies functioned like video games

the star wars servers are down so i can't watch a new hope
betamax emulation is hard and players are incredibly rare, many betamax exclusive movies are unwatchable nowadays
the blu-ray release of the godfather trilogy only includes the first movie on the disc, the other two are provided through download codes
newer DVD players are incompatible with the DRM used in most disney movies and can't play them anymore
the latest patch made the movie unwatchable because it cuts to black at the 40 minute mark with no way to restore it
all releases of baby driver after 2030 use different music because the licenses expired
4K blu-ray players can only play a select few hundred original blu-ray releases, and there are often issues
the gold edition of infinity war gives thanos a sweet pair of aviators

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🎶 All I wanna do is
💥💥💥💥
And
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And get at least 6 hours of uninterrupted sleep 🎶

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reminder that while there are large sea slugs, most of them are extremely small and cute and make me want to scream out of joy

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