What planet is in what house and how can I blame it for my posts today.
Let’s call this thread:
Being an EMT in a Pandemic
Because I’m weird, I’m going to start documenting all the various soap dispensers I encounter. Some of them raise a lot of questions.
Testimonials about Courtney:
“I would trust Courtney to save my life.” —
when we were young and we all used the family computer my sisters used to piss about with autocorrect on ms word and one of them made "bee" correct to "big beefy bumbly rumbler" and the other submitted homework with that on it without realising
I had a school anxiety dream last night, except it was clown school. I woke up so relieved I didn’t have to parachute into Spain in full clown getup for a class project.
just like las vegas is like 500 different theme parks with the theme being various locations on earth, boston is a theme park where the theme is "ireland"
BDSM stands for Billionaire dies on Space Mission
every time i learn how much money business owners take from the business my jaw hits the floor, capitalism is a fuck man
(also "villain" literally means "landowner" — someone who has a villa.)
the deal with thee/thou vs. you was that thee/thou was more personal/intimate, while 'you' was more formal
then english got over having grammatical relationship distance in pronouns & used 'you' everywhere
so when someone in an old-timey story says "Have at thee, villain!", they're actually flirting
a Diné man wrote a poem about the space race 50 years ago
the more things change, the more they stay the same
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Found this on r/antifastonetoss
[you see a basket with things inside, and a note, but you are too far from it to see what's inside or what it says.]
[yes: click "Show thread."]
[no: continue scrolling.]
Hey PSA cus it seems a lot of people don’t know! Even if you have that kind of money, please do not attend the show Shen Yun. You are not supporting just performing artists of color. It is far Right propaganda!
Shen Yun is written and produced by the Falun Gong, a far right religious sect that got kicked out of China, set up shop in NY, and now runs the far Right news site The Epoch Times. Shen Yun is their revisionist “history” of China and a profitable propaganda machine.
Given that our governor lifted all the emergency order restrictions at the end of last month, I guess technically this tweet doesn’t apply anymore?
Godzilla vs Kong, which one smells worse?
Godzilla (fishy smell)
You must know who I am, my love.
Low-hanging moon! What is that dusky spot in your brown yellow? O it is the shape, the shape of my mate!
rare irl shitpost encountered
*on a first date* I learned of the Ogg Vorbis audio format in 2004 via a PC game forum contest I did not personally enter, but played all the entries. *gestures* And you...?
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