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Courtney :yorda: Stanton  

The inside of my brain is just a little marching band of preschoolers banging pots and pans together yelling “WHY CANT I DO ANYTHING I WANT” in unison, and it’s not going to change until quarantine ends

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Let’s call this thread:

Being an EMT in a Pandemic

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Courtney :yorda: Stanton  

Because I’m weird, I’m going to start documenting all the various soap dispensers I encounter. Some of them raise a lot of questions.

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Courtney :yorda: Stanton  

Testimonials about Courtney:

“I would trust Courtney to save my life.” — @bcj

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Katherine  
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Amazey  

a Francophone recollects their childhood impressions of the US based on their first English book, a pamphlet titled "How to Have a Good Time at Summer Camp": https://hedgehog-moss.tumblr.com/post/623370832909041664/one-of-the-first-books-i-read-in-english-as-a-kid

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Cooler Aleums  

the more knobs and switches and dials a synthesizer has, the better it is. It's just science

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hyperlink :verified:  

it’s a cool zone and they say it gets cooler

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Amazey  

sirens dialogue: sometimes, Tumblr gets it right.

(cw: naked ladies in classical art, food mention)

https://10thingsihateabout-all-yall.tumblr.com/post/183855330052/why-are-there-so-many-posts-about-asexuals-being

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Low bullshit tolerance  

Cat EC 

These boys. They are the most precious boys ever. #catsofmasto

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Cooler Aleums  

When someone makes a post including the number 69

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evil_buddy 😈  

this is still the funniest damn thing to me

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how to do anything  

How to Advertise a Cleaning Business

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ACABzi  

changing my last name to they/them so people finally get it

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jacked skeleton  

transphobe writer and the briefcase of meatballs 

@OCRbot

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Image Caption Bot  

Incel vs. Excel

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ｖｅｎｋｏ  
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Fiddler w/a Cusser  

Infinite Jest (jean vest)

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Dee :heart_nb:  

when reading SQL out loud make sure to yell the parts in all caps

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traabot  

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content (without image description) 

it's me https://redd.it/hnsusn

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el alcalde de cacapostear  

lmao they were doing the "outside agitators" thing in 1381

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Fuck You  

historical figure: I FUCK DUDES

heterosexual historian: what could this mean. i guess we'll never know for sure,

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eve  
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Saturn Devouring His Sandreas.  

Presenting: henanigans. Shenanigans, for men.

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