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Let’s call this thread:

Being an EMT in a Pandemic

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Because I’m weird, I’m going to start documenting all the various soap dispensers I encounter. Some of them raise a lot of questions.

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Hi my name’s Courtney, this is my platform:

1. Walt Whitman was gay as hell
2. JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is also gay as hell
3. Almost all popular music is just kids songs that adults keep listening to for some reason
4. Please get CPR certified, it’s possibly the only way you personally will ever save someone’s life
5. CBD is a scam, but the placebo effect is real so if that’s working for you, enjoy

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Testimonials about Courtney:

“I would trust Courtney to save my life.” — @bcj

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I saw someone refer to DUNKIRK as a masterpiece so I’m officially off twitter for the rest of the day.

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April covid relief, serious post, please boost! (1/2) 

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April covid relief, serious post, please boost! (2/2) 

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A house right around the corner from me has this superlative #mossy log right next to their driveway.

I envy their #moss but it's clear this log is in the exact right dappled shade to grow like this.

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congratulations if you are reading this and are alive you survived march

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Really hate that I get the tune of hakuna matata stuck in my head any time I see the phrase vagina dentata

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It is today! I’m a trans man, it fucking rules. Trying to hide it or be ashamed would be like trying to hide how tall I am — ultimately pointless and misery-making besides. Being open and honest and celebratory about who I am gives others a chance to know me and support me better, and I wouldn’t deprive them of that for the world, because I’m a gift. 🎁

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HAPPY #TransDayOfVisibility ! i'm trans as fuck, i make comics that are trans as fuck, and i'm out here living my absolute best life. if y'all can't deal with that you can piss up a rope, haters http://irisjay.net

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this, from the Art Of Rise Of Skywalker book that came out today, is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen

LMAO she just texted me again that she’s also including cookies, moms of the world, this is your moment

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Shout out to all my friends who apparently were just waiting for the entire world to shut down in order to shine like diamonds wrt productivity. I texted someone who had a surplus of aloe gel and she was like “oh I also have alcohol, how about I just mix some for you, also do you want it scented choose from this wide range of good smells, oh hey I have an empty growler I can put it in how about I just drop it off for you, btw do you want any garlic sauce too or also I’m baking a cake if you wa-“

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saying anime is good or bad is like saying music is good or bad

(music is good)

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*lookin at a tree* fuck yeah. FUCK yeah 😩

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*crackly audio narration like a 1950s public advisory newsreel*
There’s a disturbing hidden trend amongst the youths of today that you may not be aware of. Many of them are under the misguided impression that it’s necessary to pay various giant corporations hard earned money every single month, to maintain access to a catalogue of movies and TV to view! These sadly misled folks believe that at the whim of a licensing executive, or if they fail to submit their tithings, their access to media can be taken away without warning! This may shock you, but it’s true.

Do your part to combat this worrying trend. Teach Your Local Teens To Torrent (Responsibly)!

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Runway is looking for research residents: twitter.com/runwayml/status/12

"OPEN CALL!
We are trying out a new format for our Something-in-Residence program for these times: A 3-week paid web residency in April for creatives working with machine intelligence.
Apply now!" runwayml.com/flash-residency/

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Great now I can’t stop thinking about terrible gubernatorial nipples

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