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I saw someone refer to DUNKIRK as a masterpiece so I’m officially off twitter for the rest of the day.

a man, a plan, Ninety-five Theses of Disputation on the Power of Indulgences, Lutheran

This surgeon got inspired by The Terminator to study and revolutionize "osseointegration" where bones and titanium are fused together for better prosthetics. Someone please make him watch one of the x-men movies that shows Wolverine's origin next, thanks

when i block someone: they were a shithead, good riddance

when someone blocks me: i guess they couldnt handle my raw power

i love purchasing little trinkets and what have you on etsy dot com.

then i set them on fire. all of my etsy reviews are either "this one caught fire pretty easily" or "this was a tricky one"

If Ozymandias King of Kings wore pants, would he wear them like this or like this?

printing "why reference an SNL sketch when you can just be quiet" t-shirts

I would honestly rather have the mad max version of dystopia than depending on the noblesse oblige of fast food monarchs.

crowdfunding the computer from Weird Science so I can

1. make Daruk real
2. get him to hold me like a baby

Babe: Pig in the City (1998)

Siskel: What this sweet pig has taught us is that we need to abolish ICE.
Ebert: The eventual death of every Director of ICE should be cause for celebration.

what's your favorite part of antique lands?

Film print of 'Voyage sur Jupiter', 1909, 80 percent of early films were made in colour and one of the first careers in film production available to artistic women was carrying out meticulous work, hand painting, in film-colouring workshops. (Via Artsy) #womensart

Edita with the duster, 1977 from the series 'Servitude' by Panamanian photographer Sandra Eleta, known for her work reflecting the largely invisible lives of Panamanian women and girls such as domestic workers #womensart

Irish artist, based in New York, Katie Holten created a New York City Tree Alphabet, each letter of the alphabet is assigned a drawing of a tree from the NYC Parks #womensart

Artemisia Gentileschi's first known artwork, Susanna and the Elders (1610) painted when she was 17 years old #womensart

some of you are good at concealing things and it doesnt show

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Friend Camp

The decentralized web is about trust. You should only join Friend Camp if you personally trust Darius Kazemi with your social media data. You probably only have that level of trust if we are IRL friends or have been internet friends for a long time. Generally speaking this is a small, closed community. In the end, Darius is the arbiter of what is allowed here. If you don't have a good idea of the kind of behavior that flies with Darius, again, you probably shouldn't join this instance. In the interest of specificity, we do have a code of conduct and privacy policy which you should read.

Friend Camp features several modifications that were requested by our users.

  • you can log in via any subdomain, which means you can log in to multiple accounts in the same browser session (for example, log in once on and then as another user on
  • they are no longer called "toots", they are now "posts"
  • if you have a locked account and you get a follow request, a reminder appears under your "post" button (on normal Mastodon mobile it is otherwise buried in a sub-menu and you might not see it for a long time)
  • the emoji dropdown is a neutral smiley face instead of the cry-laughing smiley
  • @mentions are rendered as "@user" for a Friend Camp user and "@user@domain" for remote users. This helps clear up when you follow two people who have the same username on different servers.
  • there is a "never ask me again" checkbox on the confirmation for clearing your notifications -- more info here
  • images in a CW'ed post are collapsed behind the CW. When you expand the CW, you can see the whole image immediately. more info here
  • When an mp3 link is in a post, we also embed an inline mp3 player. git commit here
  • 500 characters of profile text git commit here, requested by @deerful

Important Bit from the Privacy Docs

If you want decent privacy (the info doesn't leave this server), the only way to do that is to set your account to private, only accept friend requests from other users, and only ever @ mention other users. Once you start talking to people on other servers, all bets are off. Any private message you send to someone on another server could be looked at by the admin of a different server. This is kind of like email: if you are on a private email server, and you send an unencrypted email to a gmail account, congrats, Google now has the content of that email. But also, you do this every day, so, hey. The internet!

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