@courtney@friend.camp

I saw this really sweet story about 3 guys from Milwaukee going to visit a guy with terminal cancer in central WI. His wish is to get a bunch of Christmas cards this year. It made me tear up when I read it, and then I saw that they had his address in there! I had 2 cards left so I just put one in the mail for him. Just wanted to share the link in case anyone else wants to send one as well.
https://wgntv.com/2019/12/14/3-milwaukee-men-make-road-trip-to-deliver-christmas-cards-to-man-with-terminal-cancer/

on leaving twitter:

being honest, is communism worth losing out on my unfulfilled fantasy of being with a hot older executive woman? no, no i don’t think it is. and so i’ve decided to leave mastodon for good over this disagreement. farewell pinkos.

my parents
betrayed
to the very marrow

google offered to translate the lyrics of "tutti frutti" into English

2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

if any of my kids were straight i'd love them anyway

this is how my followers look when i post

Just incase anybody wanted to know how big Kiwis are.

Hey,

I've decided to offer myself up as a voice coach for trans people who need it free/cheap.

No matter what you desire to work towards, you come to me as a friend I would like to help be comfy. Whether that be feminising, masculinising, or a voice made of various different elements :)

We will do exercises, talk about posture, be hydrated, apply it to real life, and I promise to tailor things to meet your needs.

I will do this over discord. DM me if you fancy this.

Boosts appreciated

Oh my god lmao

Anything human is mentionable. And anything mentionable is manageable.

i just think its really funny how you claim to support the environment and yet you wear clothes

Not every https://redd.it/e48wjf

One of the sexiest things you can do is push past your fear of being unsexy during sex.

It’s ok to be silly.
It’s ok to “kill the mood”
Better to take risks than to play it safe all of the time.

Don’t be your own sexual copy editor before you’ve even written the first draft.

Just over a week till the anniversary of “a day that will live in infamy”: six years since the SpaghettiOs Pearl Harbor tweet.

why does this coffee cup sound like me convincing the top to slow down when it’s been a while

two weeks from tomorrow is the eleventh anniversary of the day that Muntazer al-Zaidi threw his shoes at George W. Bush and instantly became a legend

the last I heard of him he was running for the Iraqi Parliament on the ticket of a coalition that included the Iraqi Communist Party, but the English media coverage of Iraq is so bad that I can't find very much about how he's doing. It *looks* like he won his election, so good for him

We’re living in a neoliberal data-surveillance cyberpunk dystopia illustrated by jolly adverts