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What planet is in what house and how can I blame it for my posts today.

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The inside of my brain is just a little marching band of preschoolers banging pots and pans together yelling “WHY CANT I DO ANYTHING I WANT” in unison, and it’s not going to change until quarantine ends

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Let’s call this thread:

Being an EMT in a Pandemic

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Because I’m weird, I’m going to start documenting all the various soap dispensers I encounter. Some of them raise a lot of questions.

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Testimonials about Courtney:

“I would trust Courtney to save my life.” — @bcj

Portland housing, apartment available, boosts ok 

Hello, if you're if Portland and looking for an apartment in the next 2 months or so, I will be moving out of my place soon ish and need to find someone to replace me. The room is $600/month not including utilities, DM me if you might be interested

YOU AND THE "GIRLS" (CIS): LAYING DEAD QUIET ON A YOGA MAT, COMPLETELY DELUDED INTO BELIEVING CLEAR SKIN EQUATES SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT

ME AND THE GIRLS (TRANS): SHIRTLESS, THREE LAYERS OF FACE PAINT, LULLED INTO COMMUNAL TRANCE BY THE RIFF WE'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES

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Our book hits store shelves today. I can't believe it.

💾📘INCREDIBLE DOOM is a graphic novel series about 90s teens getting into trouble over the early internet. Unlikely alliances, first love, and minor crime sprees abound.

https://www.harpercollins.com/products/incredible-doom-matthew-bogartjesse-holden?variant=33007287894050

Have yall noticed the capitalists sounding the alarm about "worker shortages" (which somehow hasn't been accompanied by rising wages)? I've also noticed places like Domino's and other fast food restaurants holding "job fairs" (a pop up tent on the sidewalk) because they're so desperate.

This is all because unemployment benefits are so much better than minimum wage that no one wants to work there anymore--instead of addressing that, they're stirring up the ol' "worker shortage" argument and going after said benefits.

My point in bringing this up is: workers haven't had such a strong bargaining hand in a long, long time. They should absolutely not go back and keep turning the screws.

104 years later and marcel duchamp STILL lives rent free in the heads of traditionalists lmfaooooo

Brain, you need to stop thinking the old guy in that meme is Joe Biden.

Brain:

Tropical Rain Forest #308471
Black Russian #090119

(Contrast ratio: 4.5:1 | AA)

all the people who wouldn’t be interested in medicine if the profit motive was removed, i think that’s fine. and why aren’t we worrying about the quality of their contributions to the field thus far

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I'm sorry please don't hate me I can't stop punning https://redd.it/n8g765

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and the blobcat's going for the shot

The fact that ghosts are residual psychic energy suggests that we might be able to burn them to produce electricity

fucking dying at every single moment of this youtube instructional video on how to PROPERLY close your frunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4t8shMNLe4

in every video game you crouch walk to be quiet. This is not how my knees and joints work

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WEAR BINDER SAFELY. https://redd.it/n7hquh

speaking as a business owner you're not supposed to give away the fact that the difference between employees and contractors is just that you pay contractors 15% less, you're supposed to say some shit about independence and entrepreneurialism

RT @SopanDeb@twitter.com

I am *floored* by this op-ed by a media CEO. But the particularly awful part is the second screenshot here. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/05/06/ceo-i-want-my-employees-understand-risks-not-returning-work-office/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/1390501454138466310

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