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What planet is in what house and how can I blame it for my posts today.

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Let’s call this thread:

Being an EMT in a Pandemic

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Because I’m weird, I’m going to start documenting all the various soap dispensers I encounter. Some of them raise a lot of questions.

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Testimonials about Courtney:

“I would trust Courtney to save my life.” — @bcj

Promare is a movie about gay pride, environmentalism, rich people’s obsession with space, and about how homosexual kisses can bring the dead back to life

New cryptocurrency that you mine by working for someone who has enclosed the resources you need to live and will only sell it back for this currency.

all anarchist know is poop on company time, make zine, adopt random people and animal, feed every people, and take nap. we are clearly very dangerous.

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ah, a year ago I was at a Barnes and noble (a bookstore chain) and saw this display. good shit op.

do i have to listen to the first 99 gecs to get it

Reminder that the police knows to watch lockscreen notifications and is known to use that to note down names, data etc. from all your friends writing you on those fancy encrypted activist apps.

Turn off all lockscreen notifications :)

pretty funny that we're living in such upside down times of economic ideology that people are shocked the government handing out free money to people made the poverty rate go down

someone posted this pic of Brent Spiner (Data) getting his makeup done on the birdsite a couple weeks ago and I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

Today’s card is the Ace of Pentacles - it’s a day to be in the world and see what it brings you

I’ve got a cool idea for social benefits! Let’s provide a really robust safety net, but only for people who serve in the military or are in police unions. It would be like socialism, but you know, more nationalist. I need to think of a term for this.

This is the face of someone who absolutely invented something for kink reasons

Friendships of convenience devoid of emotional intimacy? That's boy's, baby

no one:

absolutely no one:

definitely not my kiddo:

me: [Beach Boys voice]
🎵 wouuuldn't it be nice to help your dada
🎶 fold all of the laundry for your drawers
🎵 wouldn't it be nice to have them clean and
🎶 orderly when you pick out some clothes

🎵 we could all be dressing so much better
🎵 if only you would come and 😲 fooooold, togetheeeeeeer

this is purely anecdotal, but please understand that i would not report these findings to you without my firm belief that the data will ultimately substantiate my suppositions:

people out there appear to be getting much fucking weirder lately. 🤔

anyway what was i saying about how before obama snowden was a libertarian who was anti leaks, lol

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