I did it, I finally found another example in the wild of the soap dispenser that prompted this thread in the first place!
I have MANY questions. The branding. The “flavor” (??) choice. Even the color tbh. I can’t show you in a photo but it smells almost exactly like that raspberry body mist B&BW sells that all my friends who stripped in college used because they said it made men tip more.
This is a lot for a hand soap.
@courtney AND HE'S BACK
@courtney Still a Deb at heart
@courtney really questioning the matching flesh tones on this one
@hunkychungus did they match the wall to the dispenser, vice versa, or is “very ill white person” just a universally available color? We’ll never know.
@courtney it would be less jarring were it not for the chub-en-scrote form factor
@hunkychungus well now I can’t unsee that
You know it’s a fancy place when their soap dispenser is ~branded