bad dad autumn

Nsfw 

@Aleums i always suggested to partners with balls to use nair for this reason 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Lore impossible to say

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сера🎃ими многоОꙮОочитїи

Kidposting 

Proud to say that Kid1 identified the final ball to be potted in pool as "infinity" due to the character inscribed on it.

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@redoak making post offices into useful sites of multiple civic services??

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Red Oaktober 👻

Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!

https://prospect.org/economy/usps-begins-postal-banking-pilot-program/

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ludum tsundare 🔪

i am once again thinking about the egg cuber

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@aphyr I think this might be the only way someone could get me to submit 😂

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Meena

The B in BMI stands for Bullshit 

every single paper on weight (gain, loss, obesity, anorexia, etc) these days has to lead with: "The authors are aware that BMI is problematic*, however it was the only data available for our study."

if it doesn't, you can immediately discard it.

unless, of course, they somehow managed to measure their own data! (but who *does* that??)

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*racist, sexist, useless for "edge-cases"

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father goblin

dad showdown

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The Babatouk

*sweating, first time DJing a Halloween party*

uhh, err, sure this is probably spooky

*queues up Wilco "Spiders"*

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felix 🌻

trent sent me this while i was on my walk lol

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Davey :verified:

a calvin peeing decal but it's just into a urinal

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Alex :yikes:

was thinking about this gender comic i made. I made us cats because i didn't want ppl focusing on my parents' race or whatever (or my gender...). I know my dad's thoughts are influenced by buddhism--i.e. that drawing distinctions between identities causes antagonism. Though there is still somethiing distinctly western about his response, vs i think maybe my mom's response is coming from a more confucian idea of gender.

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Zetta

u ever just... divide your country's total annual GDP by its current population?

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riley (weredyke)

i can fix d&d by just saying you get an extra +2 and a +1 wherever you want instead of whatever "racial ability score" bonuses the game says you get

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hope

the pnw, also known as the cats anus.

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@byttyrs studying necromancy to revive my father just to invite you over

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Mads "Sex Understander" Viande

invite me to your parents' house. I will be rude to your dad. I will talk over him in order to continue the topic of conversation you brought up and he interrupted

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high (dimensional) priestexx

more 👏 trans 👏 natural 👏 disasters

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traabot

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Bless this man https://redd.it/puww9n

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