Oh God! that man should be a thing for immortal souls to sieve through!

now there's a sentence you don't see every day:
> BRIEF OF THE ONION AS AMICUS CURIAE IN SUPPORT OF PETITIONER

The person who has raised a baby urge to say "that's not a newborn" when there's a baby born on TV

should be noted that this isn't unique to google, and is to some extent an emergent property of the industry's wildly unhealthy relationship with time off, and a labor market where switching jobs is the only way to get promoted and promotions are the only way to get a raise

RT @buccocapital@twitter.com

Reddit comment on why so many Google products get shut down

โ€œInternally, we called it the LPA cycle: Launch, Promo, Abandonโ€

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: https://twitter.com/buccocapital/status/1576909546164928513

Thou art a full ship and homeward bound, thou sayst; well, then, call me an empty ship, and outward-bound.

you take a candle and some new shaving cream in to the bathroom.

i take a shovel and a garden hose.

we are not doing the same hot enby shit.

Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried

[to the tune of Roxanne by The Police] Roxanne

just printed a business card for someone who's title is "Spiritual Coordinator"... you can just say Necromancer my guy

Swerve me? ye cannot swerve me, else ye swerve yourselves! man has ye there. Swerve me?

I read a review once of a new model of Tesla that had a bug that caused it to slam on the brakes at unpredictable intervals. The reviewer said it was unsafe and undriveable.

And then, according to their metrics, gave it high marks for being comfortable and stylish and having trunk space and affordability and the stereo system. It scored a 7 overall.

Maybe if it exploded into a fireball, it would decline to a 6.5.

Metrics are meant to increase "transparency" and fairness, but they fail spectacularly at both. Ethical investment indexes become a way to hide worker injuries and wage theft. Or carbon that's consumed in unexpected ways, like driving truck around in circles because it's cheaper than warehouse space.

Every metric we have is an abstracted lie. And meta analysis only makes it more lying. And these are the metrics we're trying to use to make the world better and to cut carbon.

Capitalism cannot fix itself.

I have been running into a situation where I keep using "RTX" to refer to hardware raytracing acceleration, but this is misleading because RTX is actually NVidia's trademark for their specific implementation and sometimes you want to contrast NVidia with AMD. To solve this, I would like to propose we now refer to the underlying technology as "HRT", for "Hardware Raytracing". "Within ten years all gamers will have access to HRT", et cetera

@cicatriz_jdr the thing where executives at two different studios go โ€œGladiator won best picture, I need something like thatโ€ and then you get two different movies about Troy coming out at the same time.

** spoiler ** for the museum of mechanics: lockpicking 

@nicknicknicknick true gamers respect this

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