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And that the moon spins round the earth, and on with the earth, is equally
wonderful;
And that they balance themselves with the sun and stars is equally
wonderful.
MIRACLES.
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when we were young and we all used the family computer my sisters used to piss about with autocorrect on ms word and one of them made "bee" correct to "big beefy bumbly rumbler" and the other submitted homework with that on it without realising

I had a school anxiety dream last night, except it was clown school. I woke up so relieved I didn’t have to parachute into Spain in full clown getup for a class project.

just like las vegas is like 500 different theme parks with the theme being various locations on earth, boston is a theme park where the theme is "ireland"

BDSM stands for Billionaire dies on Space Mission

every time i learn how much money business owners take from the business my jaw hits the floor, capitalism is a fuck man

(also "villain" literally means "landowner" — someone who has a villa.)

the deal with thee/thou vs. you was that thee/thou was more personal/intimate, while 'you' was more formal

then english got over having grammatical relationship distance in pronouns & used 'you' everywhere

so when someone in an old-timey story says "Have at thee, villain!", they're actually flirting

a Diné man wrote a poem about the space race 50 years ago

the more things change, the more they stay the same

[you see a basket with things inside, and a note, but you are too far from it to see what's inside or what it says.]

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