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Youth pastor voice: 2000 years ago God sent us a vaccine for sin, and his name is Jesus

Not a day passes—not a minute or second, without an accouchement!
Not a day passes-not a minute or second, without a corpse!
The dull nights go over, and the dull days also,
The soreness of lying so much in bed goes over,
The physician, after long putting off, gives the silent and terrible look
for an answer,

*niel degrasse tyson voice* technically, "'everything bagels"' is a misnomer, as they actually contain less than one-billionth of one tenth of a percent of things

It really sucks that, at the university level, every "introduction to trans theory" is just telling people to read Judith Butler, a difficult and sophisticated philosopher, when what most cis people need is like, an image book with simple sentences in big letters with colourful drawings

imagine if there was a feminist movement against human trafficking that centered the rights, agency, and well-being of domestic and agricultural laborers, instead of a feminist movement for increased criminalization of sex work (which, of course, makes sex workers more vulnerable to being trafficked because it's more dangerous to operate openly) under the guise of concern for the victims of human trafficking. wouldn't that be something?

2 days ago grandma posted "I hate wine APRIL FOOL'S". white women wildin

At long last I am proud to announce the release of my second album, Dream Longer, on April 20th!
On my bandcamp page (https://samaleums.bandcamp.com/album/dream-longer) you can stream the first track, Meeting Places, and pre-order the album to get it the minute it releases. The album will be up on all relevant streaming services by April 27th.
Special thanks to @jaye for the gorgeous album art. Stay tuned for more singles in the coming weeks.
I am incredibly excited to finally share this music with you all!!

do you.. you know.... "partake of the wonderful elixir"?

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While I'm here, I wanna post my favorite article title ever

The corpse you will leave will be but excrementitious.
The sun bursts through in unlooked-for directions!
Strong thoughts fill you, and confidence—you smile!
You forget you are sick, as I forget you are sick,
You do not see the medicines—you do not mind the weeping friends—I am
with you,
I exclude others from you—there is nothing to be commiserated,

the richest guy in the world started a company where the PR people thought a cute little humanizing touch would be to ensure all of their paid brand ambassadors had the same emoji in their twitter display names alluding to their jobs in a warehouse

RT @michael_deforge@twitter.com

love to lend personality to my social media profile by adding a small box emoji

https://theintercept.com/2021/03/30/amazon-twitter-ambassadors-jeff-bezos-bernie-sanders/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/michael_deforge/status/1377108794442870789

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