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this is purely anecdotal, but please understand that i would not report these findings to you without my firm belief that the data will ultimately substantiate my suppositions:

people out there appear to be getting much fucking weirder lately. 🤔

anyway what was i saying about how before obama snowden was a libertarian who was anti leaks, lol

no one from the pnw can talk to me until they start putting flouride in the water, sorry

Fog outside has a sulfurish stink to it, probably blowing up off the nearby salt marsh at low tide. It's ocean farts

once you have defeated gender you may wear its strictures as you please, not as trappings but as trophies

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checking with the tree of life real quick to find out how many pints are in a cup just American things

jake stratton-kent — who has the extremely cool distinction of being the western occult tradition's foremost expert on necromancy — is a lich femboy & it's inestimably powerful

There's like four towers in The Two Towers. The fuck

the actual win condition of Monopoly is when you flip the board in frustration, violently upending the entire capitalist system rather than hand your last dollar to a gleeful wealth-hoarding rules lawyer

this is not a joke, that's actually the anti-capitalist reaction the game was designed to provoke

What if we were in rival gangs... and we were both boys 😳

kiddo just rejected a celery stick as "too edgy"

froggy cake 🐸 / final form 

holy shit i am DONE!!!

i’m not 100% happy with how this turned out but i am also being really hard on myself. this is the first time i have ever decorated a cake like this !!! and only my second time piping lol. so i guess all of that considered, it’s not bad….

i did learn a lot, and if anything i am now more serious about getting proper tools and practicing my piping more so i can make more cute cakes!

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two things that really chill me out and pacify me are bread and circuses

SOMEONE has gotta be clinking their champagne glasses about the fact that they made the unemployment benefits run out on labor day

a strike is just group nonconsensual findomming of your boss. and that's why it's not woke


Then courage! revolter! revoltress!
For till all ceases neither must you cease.

something deeply destructive about the way so many people in western nations have been conned into thinking that politics is when you vote

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