"How can our new cleaning eraser product possibly compete with Mr. Clean Magic Eraser?"
"Gentlemen... it's time to turn subtext... into text."
"Wait. We're going with Eraser Daddy, is that what you're saying?"
"Yes, but get a load of this: the boys in accounting have given the go-ahead on our price point."
@qdot oh no I'm going to have to mute this thread aren't I
@darius oh my god
@darius If I ever get around to making this RPG, I'm going to add a dev cheat to force the floating damage numbers to 69 so I can take screenshots of it and quintuple my social media engagement
@darius This is a quality toot.
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