@darius I really appreciate this kind of absurdist humor.
Like one time, I saw a dirty vehicle. And instead of writing "WASH ME" on it, I wrote "NOW MY FINGER IS DIRTY"
@darius I love this town
@lmorchard wow so portland
@darius I mean I think I've also seen stuff like that in Detroit, but also I love this town
@darius Also I think I saw a forbidden Gnome ritual a few years ago on one of my neighborhood walking routes
@lmorchard oh wow nice
@darius if you needed one this is it
@darius that’s the meta description.
Someone asked for a sign, someone gave them a sign.
@darius I feel the urge to put my signature on it.
@darius of you're there, Lord, please send me a sign...
@darius i saw the sign sign, and it opened up up my mind mind