Just saw this headline: "Salad Dressing Recalled in 26 States"
Now imagining an article that is 26 interviews:
"Ummm... yeah I remember salad dressing. That's the liquid you put on salad to lubricate and flavor the leaves, right?" - A man from Nevada
Alternately it's interviews with one person in 26 different mental states. States of matter? Idk
@darius oh, sure. back in aught-nine is when i first tried the sesame-shiitake, and let me tell you, salad ain't been the same since.
@darius or it's an interview to 26 people of different countries recalling how the famous Mx.Salad used to put up their complicated outfit every day (a process in 12 steps)
@darius I'm just enjoying the implication that the other 24 states have such lax food safety standards that they just let people eat poisoned salad dressing
@darius Or as Paul from acting calls it, his "wetness"
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