Darius Kazemi  

lots of

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Darius Kazemi  

@topghost uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

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Darius Kazemi  

young thug has a new album out and the official page lists a dozen places to listen to it and like... I just want to buy the mp3s, but not from Amazon or Apple. and this appears to be not an option

youngthug.ffm.to/somuchfun

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Darius Kazemi  

one of these books is cursed

the other is called "the humanure handbook"

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Darius Kazemi  

One of my bots (artbrowsing@twitter.com) recently surfaced this beautiful French book published in 1839 on the topic of color perception. "De la loi du contraste simultané des couleurs" by Michel Eugene Chevreul.

You can browse the whole thing at the Internet Archive:

archive.org/stream/Delaloiduco

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Darius Kazemi  

This Restaurant
DOES NOT
have rats,
GUARANTEED

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Darius Kazemi  

"How can our new cleaning eraser product possibly compete with Mr. Clean Magic Eraser?"

"Gentlemen... it's time to turn subtext... into text."

"Wait. We're going with Eraser Daddy, is that what you're saying?"

"Yes, but get a load of this: the boys in accounting have given the go-ahead on our price point."

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Darius Kazemi  

Finally found my Legend of Heroes Kiseki doppelganger

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Darius Kazemi  

Ah, the two genders.

(source: rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc129.txt)

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Darius Kazemi  

food, cooking 

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Darius Kazemi  

my god look at this stunning cover in the rare books room

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Darius Kazemi  

Oh I figured it out! FORTRAN was the most popular language at the time, at least on ARPANET, and so I googled "FORTRAN hexadecimal notation" and got this document which confirms that you'd write 512 in hex in FORTRAN as x"200", which, close enough (and in fact the double quotes may be a transcription error in the IETF transcriptions)

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Darius Kazemi  

GOSH I love reading full articles from @write_as in the new single-column view.

The attached screenshot is after clicking through a "read article" link, one of the features of my new Mastodon fork, Hometown. I hope to have documentation and release notes ready to go by the end of the week!

github.com/hometown-fork/homet

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Darius Kazemi  

Happy to announce that my RSS-to-ActivityPub converter now detects MP3s from podcast feeds and makes them into attachments that render directly in Mastodon 2.9.2+

bots.tinysubversions.com/conve

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Darius Kazemi  

My grandmother was a [human] computer during World War 2, and my sister dug up this termination notice. I love the "Occupation: Computer" on there. I never asked her about that time in her life and she never talked about it. I wish I had! But also she died when I was 25 and I wasn't any good yet at asking questions about people's lives.

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Darius Kazemi  

@michel

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Darius Kazemi  

Shout out to one of my all time favorite internet things: this collection of images of novelty baby clothing on zazzle but with the default model switched to an adult.

babyfeud.tumblr.com/

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Darius Kazemi  

I'm having a good karaoke time with @metalcanine and @morae, here is my playlist thus far

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Darius Kazemi  

food, recipe (vegetarian) 

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Darius Kazemi  

food 

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