asking for advice about flea treatment for cats Show more

Idea: every American city except for Seattle WA, Long Island City NY, and Crystal City VA should launch a "move here! there is no amazon HQ in our city" campaign

hey, here's a fuckin thought: goblins are GOOD

For once in my fucking life I realized that I have a need for a mentor/someone to ask for advice from

I think I've never felt this before because I've felt so directionless before these past few months. Whathefuc

I wish to make something. It's frustrating.

— Stukos Nîlesbim, broker

why do anarchists only drink herbal tea Show more

Im here to chew bubble gum and shitpost and i can do two things at once

eating lunch at this ramen spot which is definitely cool and hip and chill with good music and a “write your order on this laid-back piece of paper” and i like this vibe targeting young adults, but also, this giant painted canvas on the wall



So far no ones gone viral on here by saying they have depression so i think it’s a winner

talking about mastodon and sj (but hear me out, this is a good opinion) Show more

request: everyone just agree to be cuter and kinder and a lil more shitpost-ier. or at least perform that for the sake of my timeline. some of y’all use SM like you have something to prove that ain’t for a professional reason

sits in an armchair alone in my apartment, takes a drag on a lollipop stick, says out loud to no one, "play me the hits,"

then gets up and puts on a shitty sufjan stevens album. like. not even one of the good ones. like fucking michigan or something

then returns to sit alone in the armchair, and again says to no one, "ah yes........ when feelings were invented in 2006, i became an enlightened man"

[ADMIN] I highly recommend setting your account to "Lock Account". It works differently than a locked account on Twitter. All it means is you approve your followers and that posts are follower-visible by default. You can still choose to make public posts.

The setting is called "Lock Account" in your "Edit profile" section.

My account is not locked only because an admin probably shouldn't have a locked account :/

today. is therapy day. it's therapy day today! woo!

i'm gonna bring my last few journal entries and we're gonna get.... in it.

this morning, i ate a crunchy granola bar and didn't make a fool out of myself via drowning in a bunch o crumbs

when i am alone and i end up being productive, it makes me feel really good and a lil angry

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Friend Camp

The decentralized web is about trust. You should only join Friend Camp if you personally trust Darius Kazemi with your social media data. You probably only have that level of trust if we are IRL friends or have been internet friends for a long time. Generally speaking this is a small, closed community. In the end, Darius is the arbiter of what is allowed here. If you don't have a good idea of the kind of behavior that flies with Darius, again, you probably shouldn't join this instance. In the interest of specificity, we do have a code of conduct and privacy policy which you should read.

Friend Camp features several modifications that were requested by our users.

  • you can log in via any subdomain, which means you can log in to multiple accounts in the same browser session (for example, log in once on and then as another user on
  • they are no longer called "toots", they are now "posts"
  • if you have a locked account and you get a follow request, a reminder appears under your "post" button (on normal Mastodon mobile it is otherwise buried in a sub-menu and you might not see it for a long time)
  • the emoji dropdown is a neutral smiley face instead of the cry-laughing smiley
  • @mentions are rendered as "@user" for a Friend Camp user and "@user@domain" for remote users. This helps clear up when you follow two people who have the same username on different servers.
  • there is a "never ask me again" checkbox on the confirmation for clearing your notifications -- more info here
  • images in a CW'ed post are collapsed behind the CW. When you expand the CW, you can see the whole image immediately. more info here
  • When an mp3 link is in a post, we also embed an inline mp3 player. git commit here

Important Bit from the Privacy Docs

If you want decent privacy (the info doesn't leave this server), the only way to do that is to set your account to private, only accept friend requests from other users, and only ever @ mention other users. Once you start talking to people on other servers, all bets are off. Any private message you send to someone on another server could be looked at by the admin of a different server. This is kind of like email: if you are on a private email server, and you send an unencrypted email to a gmail account, congrats, Google now has the content of that email. But also, you do this every day, so, hey. The internet!

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