i spent the night with @objelisks and they told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said, "i feel that all of the stickers must be used" and idk how to not humble-brag about this, but i think this is the most endearing thing i know about myself

what if cashews were like 2 feet long (scaled proportionally)

i just learned what the acid2 test is and i: cannot stop laughing and am extremely inspired and this has now become so important to me

acid2.acidtests.org/

My mom: I like your crafting button
Me: my what?
Mom: your crafting button
My jacket:

selfie with a ~winter cardigan~ for those winter holiday looks Show more

another picture of me and @objelisks - we found a mirror among some trees

i’m gonna keep farting, and becoming more sober with each fart

does anyone have a google glass device they can donate to me? i want to up my fashion game

i have had a severe cold all week and i went to a friendsgiving, and apparently i am “out of it” aka someone i met there said, “you have a peculiar way of speaking” and i laughed and said “no!!!!! this is normal for me!!!!! who knows how i got this far in life acting this way????” and a friend said, “no, dee, you’re definitely affected by the cold. also you’re projecting really loudly”

anyway i’m laughing at everything and everything is rad and cool and stylish and i’m just happy to be here

I just published chapter 1 of my new fanfic series "jollibee is my metamour"

it's a fanfic about my relationship with my partner, Sunfly, and his transmasc partner, Jollibee

-- please check it out, comment, like, and share!

tinyurl.com/jollibee-is-my-met

asking for advice about flea treatment for cats Show more

Idea: every American city except for Seattle WA, Long Island City NY, and Crystal City VA should launch a "move here! there is no amazon HQ in our city" campaign

hey, here's a fuckin thought: goblins are GOOD

For once in my fucking life I realized that I have a need for a mentor/someone to ask for advice from

I think I've never felt this before because I've felt so directionless before these past few months. Whathefuc

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Friend Camp

The decentralized web is about trust. You should only join Friend Camp if you personally trust Darius Kazemi with your social media data. You probably only have that level of trust if we are IRL friends or have been internet friends for a long time. Generally speaking this is a small, closed community. In the end, Darius is the arbiter of what is allowed here. If you don't have a good idea of the kind of behavior that flies with Darius, again, you probably shouldn't join this instance. In the interest of specificity, we do have a code of conduct and privacy policy which you should read.

Friend Camp features several modifications that were requested by our users.

  • you can log in via any subdomain, which means you can log in to multiple accounts in the same browser session (for example, log in once on friend.camp and then as another user on alt.friend.camp)
  • they are no longer called "toots", they are now "posts"
  • if you have a locked account and you get a follow request, a reminder appears under your "post" button (on normal Mastodon mobile it is otherwise buried in a sub-menu and you might not see it for a long time)
  • the emoji dropdown is a neutral smiley face instead of the cry-laughing smiley
  • @mentions are rendered as "@user" for a Friend Camp user and "@user@domain" for remote users. This helps clear up when you follow two people who have the same username on different servers.
  • there is a "never ask me again" checkbox on the confirmation for clearing your notifications -- more info here
  • images in a CW'ed post are collapsed behind the CW. When you expand the CW, you can see the whole image immediately. more info here
  • When an mp3 link is in a post, we also embed an inline mp3 player. git commit here
  • 500 characters of profile text git commit here, requested by @emma

Important Bit from the Privacy Docs

If you want decent privacy (the info doesn't leave this server), the only way to do that is to set your account to private, only accept friend requests from other friend.camp users, and only ever @ mention other friend.camp users. Once you start talking to people on other servers, all bets are off. Any private message you send to someone on another server could be looked at by the admin of a different server. This is kind of like email: if you are on a private email server, and you send an unencrypted email to a gmail account, congrats, Google now has the content of that email. But also, you do this every day, so, hey. The internet!

Our beautiful icon is based on photo3idea_studio from www.flaticon.com, licensed CC 3.0 BY. It has been modified by @casey@friend.camp!