@MatthewGuz GOOD 💪 LUCK 💪 NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS BUT 💪 YOU 💪 RULE 💪

gonna start replacing the word "partner" with "companion" in my vocab bc that makes me happy

mundane life update 

flustered emotions aside, today was a good day for resetting my feelings and body and i’m grateful that people in my life generally and genuinely want to have healthy relationships with me

noooo i paused at the side of the sidewalk to finish posting this and then she saw me and smiled and waved, why wasn’t i ever taught to be cool around pretty women

she took a sweet picture of me on a boat because she liked how it looked

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i’m such a preteen boy sometimes. i get so flustered when a woman is nice to me.

a woman and i were in the same vicinity and after 45 minutes when we were leaving we started talking and she got my number to text me a picture and now so childishly “wow!!!!! she’s so nice to me!!!!!!” WHY AM I LIKE THIS

lesbo wedding stuff 

@casey this is so sweeeeet

shout out to how good the monkey emojis are 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒

@objelisks “no shade” as they say, i was just excited about the opportunity of this new format. also i suspect that you do indeed think of the Hit Brand Adidas and riffs off of it often, sorry 🐒

this history museum’s tag line is “come see what’s _old_” and i’m very into it

@objelisks is this the equivalent of screenshotting tweet drafts

@bcj also made the realization that i’ve been living that cheap “i live alone” boxed wine life since i’ve made this observation, so, maybe there’s some hope for me left

lately, red wine gives me headaches and i'm mourning the end of an era. an era of infinite casual red wine

i wanna make a hoodie that says ANTI ANTI SOCIAL SOCIAL CLUB

@courtney i’m moody and lethargic and feeling romantic and despairing and want to low-key dance, thank you for informing me that i should rewatch this right now

how do i consistently have so many dreams, dozens, hundreds, in which i am driving a car only to realize that i got in the seat behind the drivers seat and i can’t reach the pedals

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