crows call me breadlady @garbados@friend.camp

hex in the city

anarchist louis xiv declares "l'etat? c'est moi" before exploding into a million pieces

ils sont insupportables? non, c'est moi qui est insupportable! voila, je vais te montrer

GiraffeQL

like this is actually super good and pure so far

Greek Mythology Sleep Stories (ASMR, 3.5hr)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyhqdvm0Ko8

i have discovered the subgenre of ASMR that is just people whispering myths and science facts. i am home at last

wrote a short story for the henchcorp bit

i have never thought about comics before this drafting session

> i'm sure that if lex luthor and superman worked together, they could overthrow batman

it's a good job, really. decent benefits, stable shifts. they're always hiring. even on the dangerous stuff, if anything really goes wrong, they'll settle for fuck-you money as a matter of course. that's the margins they're dealing with.

sure, i've worked for lex luthor. superman broke my arm, and henchcorp gave me paid time off and free medical. there's even a henchperson-only delivery service, sometimes for, y'know, evil stuff, but mostly it's groceries. neighbor to neighbor.

diary of a henchcorp brand ambassador

henchcorp, the superhero-age temp agency

come on folks. really? i'm going to name my next software project "jesus h christ" and it'll be a fully serious videoconferencing app

bummer that discord has nothing to do with discordianism and that slack isn't just an extended subgenius joke

tired: slack
wired: snack

i just got word that "Breadlady" and "The Ratworm" will be in the Beestung Mag issue coming out in about a month and i'm like "wahoo! this fuckin rocks!" but now i have no idea what to say to the editor?

this is my first time having fiction published so i feel a bit overwhelmed.

no idea how to talk to editors. is "thank you for looking upon my story and not vomiting" too much?

multi-gender drifting

my partner has accused me of bullying the computer

seattle circa this movie was just portland