crows call me breadlady @garbados@friend.camp

thanks everyone for the kind words. feels good 💖

i opened this editor's email already thinking "awesome, another rejection letter i get to frame" but instead they go "hey these were great actually, thanks for sharing them" aw shucks

just got word two of my stories will be getting published. editor called them "phenomenal" so that feels pretty cool.

i think it would be really interesting to have digest UIs and the like, but having them *in place of* a chronological timeline has always seemed a bit controlling

i can never go back to twitter or facebook. the fediverse has fully acclimated me to the chronological timeline and removed any shame around asking "i'm sorry, what? did something happen while i was logged off?"

proving P!=NP with the perfect captcha

can't wait for the captcha that asks me to just type gibberish because human-generated entropy is meaningfully distinct from machine-generated entropy

trying to prove to jeff bezos that i am not a robot. it is not going well and i am starting to have doubts of my own.

out of crime

i love Pretty Lights and especially the three albums that look like mid-80s sci-fi paperback covers

#NowPlaying

Pretty Lights - "Out of Time"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430EPmvFk0c

out of place
out of line
out of touch
out of time

gosh heck you feathery boops

i feel so lucky to have crows use the roof across the way from my window as a hang-out spot. always i see them there, bein' goofs.

very excited for this new cayenne and coffee grounds nut-bread mix i'm making for them. birds can't taste spiciness but squirrels and rats can, so you just douse your feed in capsaicin and eventually they get the message just by the whiff of it. meanwhile crows notice nothing and they get good protein plus tasty bread 🍞 🧙‍♀️

if i don't feed the crows, they come to my window. a very talkative one just complained about my absence from a nearby tree while their partner perched on my neighbor's roof judged me with an avid gaze

I went and did it:

# Ajve

> They made us without knowing why.

PDF: https://cloud.bovid.space/index.php/s/XxT27xHE2ye9dHA#pdfviewer

MP3: https://cloud.bovid.space/index.php/s/x92x54FFNWqoL6a

Science fiction.
CW: Violence, subjugation.
~4,000 words.
~30 minutes.

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