crows call me breadlady @garbados@friend.camp
demoware given life and also anxiety [camp edition]
Joined Sep 2020
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i love meeting new crows.
they've heard the stories about me, who leaves peanuts and never harms a crow, and so they swoop down to the ground thinking they know the deal. breadlady gives peanuts when she sees you, right?
and then she SEES YOU and you're a tiny black bird only so much larger than this giant's hand, and its eyes are TRACKING YOU, its TEETH are SHOWING. the crow thinks OH MY GOD, AM I GOING TO DIE
so they back off to about thirteen feet and i toss them a peanut
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the earth avibes
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What planet is in what house and how can I blame it for my posts today.
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me drinking coffee: it's 6am somewhere 
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go ahead wreck my notifications again. you won't, you cowards
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I want scifi films in which there is a vibrant, detailed, complex universe with plenty of background lore, but is about, say, a teenage girl finding her lost cat, or a group of socially awkward queers starting a band, or middle aged single homos finding love, or a pair of friends (one human and one alien) going on a camping trip where nothing bad happens.
fender gender
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Gene Simmons never had a personal computer when he was a kid.
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im always fucking up. i never fuck down.
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this one has some promise in my regular repertoire. i bailed on the high note in the final chorus but whatever i learned this song a few hours ago and i'm a fucking amateur
anyway here's a fifth dimensional genderoid object (me) doing a rendition of emma wallace's "stay with me tonight"
covid, +
first vaxx today!
software architecture question, distributed clocks
i know that this is a Very Hard Problem and i am prepared for Complex Solutions
software architecture question, distributed clocks
say that i have a p2p chat application
whose clock do i trust to order messages?
oracles in pathfinder: mysteries the most
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thinking about Spiders-Man, an alternate-reality version of spiderman where he is just a humanoid mass of spiders
selfie, ec
i think it is cool actually, awesome in fact, that i can casually curl my hair by twirling it. nbd
suffice it to say,
i am very gay
demoware given life and also anxiety [camp edition]
Joined Sep 2020
