the workers
they have destroyed their cage
yes
YES
the workers are on strike
@garbados
bosses: i want number to go up. i want number to go up FOREVER
monkeys paw: *finger curls inward*
bosses: haha nice. hold on wait what's this *turns over monkeys paw to see "Member of Ironic Wish Granters Local 482" tattoed on the wrist* oh shit. oh NO. *turns on tv to see a news infographic which indicates more workers are striking now than in the past 30 years* OH NOOOOOO
@Dayglochainsaw @garbados where do I send my IWG dues
@garbados 100% JOY
i cannot express my fucking schadenfreude at every boss shitting themselves at the revelation that dangling life and death over others was not the trump card they thought