i’d be sad about the queen dying if i didn’t already know england isn’t real
“whoa, the queen died?” but on a pair of booty shorts
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“whoa the queen died?” is masto’s immune system trying to prevent this network from becoming a news source
@Lore yes, exactly. the next bit will be complaining about all the queen’s wild and crazy adventures. yo the queen ghost rode my whip into a tree?? wtf england
@Lore the queen didn’t die. she faked her own death in 2021 when she “entered a new phase” as a lesbian grandma in western tennessee, where she raises emus and plays in a noisecore band
@garbados *starts singing* toot, boost, the queen is dead!
@lifning h0LY SHIT 😂😂😂
@garbados I'm just waiting for her to die so I can start posting about how I wish she'd hurry up and die already