“whoa the queen died?” is masto’s immune system trying to prevent this network from becoming a news source
@garbados I'm just waiting for her to die so I can start posting about how I wish she'd hurry up and die already
@Lore yes, exactly. the next bit will be complaining about all the queen’s wild and crazy adventures. yo the queen ghost rode my whip into a tree?? wtf england
@Lore the queen didn’t die. she faked her own death in 2021 when she “entered a new phase” as a lesbian grandma in western tennessee, where she raises emus and plays in a noisecore band
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