i’d be sad about the queen dying if i didn’t already know england isn’t real

“whoa, the queen died?” but on a pair of booty shorts


“whoa the queen died?” is masto’s immune system trying to prevent this network from becoming a news source

@garbados I'm just waiting for her to die so I can start posting about how I wish she'd hurry up and die already

@Lore yes, exactly. the next bit will be complaining about all the queen’s wild and crazy adventures. yo the queen ghost rode my whip into a tree?? wtf england

@Lore the queen didn’t die. she faked her own death in 2021 when she “entered a new phase” as a lesbian grandma in western tennessee, where she raises emus and plays in a noisecore band

@garbados *starts singing* toot, boost, the queen is dead!

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"woah the queen died?" In a funky font face

@lifning @garbados

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@juliana @garbados (reminiscent of the logo of the original Sonic the Hedgehog for the Sega Genesis / MegaDrive)

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