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long after i stop rping as dhutlo in this campaign i’ll still think of saturdays as “lizard day”

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sometimes i'm glad i have no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about here because it's befitting for a man of my age

my wife finished playing a song on guitar and immediately began yipping

re: p2p gripe 

@brennen @garbados it'd be much easier to argue that making too much content durable is actively, measurably, and provably harmful to actual living beings than to defend team save-it-all-in-titanium-forever-because-someone-might-think-my-lunch-today-was-epic

wow, ok. just got back from the alternate timeline where kraft hot singles (cheese elementals) instituted a theocratic republic in the ruins of montana. my spotter was shouting “hot singles near you!!” over comms and shit i nearly got swallowed by some sentient cheddar whizz.

p2p gripe 

append-only logs are fascinating datastructures for basically anything where a ledger makes sense but seeing devs hamfist social networks into them over and over is like watching nerds run doom on a car stereo

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yeah i’m sure social media doesn’t need deletes. only wussies experience regret or make mistakes

@garbados HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA HAVE BECOME ONE, SURPASSING ALL KNOWN LEVELS OF HOT AND INCINERATING THE CONTINENT

HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU HAVE TRANSCENDED THE CONFINES OF MORTALITY AND BECOME DECAY ITSELF

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HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE DANCING NAKED IN THE WOODS, SUMMONING THE UNSPEAKABLE AND POISONING YOUR IDLE THOUGHTS WITH SIN AND MISERY

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@garbados brandishing a knife (it's hot singles in your area)

HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU WANT TO JOIN IN AN IMPASSIONED UNION BEYOND THE CONFINES OF FLESH AND PAIN

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HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA, LURKING IN THE DEPTHS OF NIGHT WITH PIERCING EYES AND WIDE OPEN JAWS

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