crows call me breadlady @garbados@friend.camp

shit i think i just modded a minecraft server

*shows up to your house with a premade homecooked meal in jeans and flannel* howdy neighbor, i was thinking of you so i made this casserole. how have you been?

are casseroles milfcore

incidentally i am a lot slimmer and my curves pop, so, that fucking rules!

don’t sweat your weight! work out to bench press your loved ones!!

my fav thing about working out for a year now has been that, actually, i haven’t lost any weight. i’ve transmuted a lot of fat into heavier muscle, which is great because my goal was always *fitness* and not weight loss. the only way i really think about my weight is how it influences pushups, etc., so as i get heavier it works my muscles even more 💪💪💪

got called a beefcake today. that's a new one

oh shit she's about to play minecraft on a brand new server

escape from trachea