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Ellie

I want to give a shout out to the transphobic, homophobic, misogynist guy on Facebook who used this as his illustrative image when he was trying to convince someone to "redpill" themselves. (1/2)

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Ivy Fae

when you complain about work again and they ask why you haven’t quit yet

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Roof Slapping Bot

*slaps roof of a bowling alley* this bad boy can fit so many heavily bacteria infested bowling shoes in it

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Ivy Fae

😭nooo not my my drum machine 😭

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ranjit

baby bjorn borg cube

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Ban Egg Lifty (Attack Forme)

Happy Father’s Day to my biggest hero! Love you, dad!

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Ivy Fae

drugs, true joke 

My pre-weed checklist:

* where’s the good blanket?
* did I take all my meds?
*switch charged and assembled?
* I’m gonna open two or three tabs of media choices so high ivy won’t have to figure it out.
* I should fill some water containers and leave them by my bed—high ivy will forget to drink water.
* I should make two meals and a snack ahead of time. High ivy will probably be hungry but she’ll forget to eat.

It’s like I’m a worried mom packing for my kid to go to camp

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ranjit

@ivyfae eyebrowmyalgia

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dido myalgia

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whythomyalgia

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Ivy Fae

gopromyalgia

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Ivy Fae

dry bones myalgia

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Ivy Fae

crybromyaligia

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Ivy Fae

hey y'all, did you know that /usr/share/wordlists/dirb/others/best1050.txt was full of amazing movie ideas?

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grant (new main at radtown)

why the fuck did they call it arson when crime brûlée was right there

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Ivy Fae

is it spelled “🥚gg”
or is it “e🥚🥚” ?

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Vloelei, The Comeback Kid

Gender shitposting 

My gender is Nonbinary'); DROP TABLE gender;--

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Ivy Fae

beep

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Ivy Fae

Hi! I’m camping here now.

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Friend Camp

Hometown is adapted from Mastodon, a decentralized social network with no ads, no corporate surveillance, and ethical design.

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What is Hometown/Mastodon?

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