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Did you all see the project @ojahnn is working on, creating ridiculously inefficient string-reversing functions? I think a number of you would enjoy participating

Dipping my toes back in here—how’s everyone doing?

*slaps roof of a plate* this bad boy can fit so many teeth in it

*slaps roof of my ass* this bad boy can fit so many ficuses in it

@mattlaschneider autocorrect tried to change Mogg to Miggeldy and I’ll not stand for anyone pantsing him

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If May just walked up to him and pantsed Rees-Mogg I think it might change my mind on Brexit

For the late night crowd: I have my first *brand new* Mastodon bot. It's available at @animorphs and it generates book covers from the Animorphs series featuring all your favorite celebrities

And then I saw the snow against the window
And I saw the snow hit the window
And I saw the snow brush against the window
And I saw the snow in here

*slaps roof of face* this bad boy can fit so many beards in it

*slaps roof of a funeral* this bad boy can fit so many dead people in it

*slaps roof of Usenet* this bad boy can fit so many Usenet newsgroup "rec.autos.marketplace"S in it

gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

how many old memories
a thrown-away letter
moonlit

sext: you expect my best but be prepared for the worst

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