motorcycle diaries 

at night I ride with my visor up so I can see better. it makes the air whistle steadily as it blows past me, louder and higher pitched the faster I go. I always wonder if people on the sidewalk can hear me whistling as I roll by.

convinced that joe biden calls him "soldier boy tell them"

“Cryptocurrency is literally like an eight-year-old’s concept of an evil businessman. He just plugs his pollution machine in and gets money for it. It doesn’t make anything, it just. Pollutes. And makes money. Like a fucking Captain Planet villain”

youre telling me an otto manned this empire

misgendered?? excuse me i think you mean mr gendered

"might solve a mystery... or rewrite history" yeah rewrite it to erase dog culture you feathered fascists

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ruined ducktales for my partner today by telling her about the underclass of dogs that makes duck society possible AMA

thinking about this again 

"For the fictional planet, see Tatooine"

motorcycle diaries 

riding again because the weather is nice and my bike somehow survived being outside all winter?? I legit feel more alive.

I wrote a shader that draws a Windows 3.1 window and dithers whatever is underneath that window. Basically, I'm back to my usual bullshit.

men will literally re-learn Blender to avoid filing their taxes

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