i don't normally do this
but the dog down the street
that has been barking continuously for the past hour
may not be a good dog
😭

"wow, the universe at my fingertips, think of it, there must be countless intelligent species to discover"
NMS: "no, just five."

all major unity plugins should come with a checkbox that just says "don't"

i feel a hair somewhere on my face that can't be found, and in this i sense the doom of men.

if i die in this instance...
how long does it take my death to propagate?/

🤔

oh good, a four-hour podcast,
this'll be perfect for when i'm arrested on a scandalous misdemeanour and idling in a liminal state between bureaucratically-sanctioned selfhoods.

heck yeah
today i:
a) got a cloud build mostly working
b) ate nachos
3) added a quark emoji to most of my slacks

game, set, match fediuniverse.

*taps small microphone*
~ IPAs aren't that good
~ fair trade is more important than organic
~ vegetables are better than meat

how does anyone think about anything?
how do they know where to start?
how do they trust themselves in any of it?

i only say this because i'm disappointed that afaict the internet still isn't providing a proper recipe for grumblecakes.

where the water tastes like wine
to the tune of
let the bodies hit the floor.
🤔

food 

i'm eating all the leftovers from the (third) launch party with wild abandon and i know i should be sharing it but they call me the finisher and *somebody* needs to right the wrongs in this world.

lewd 

sure, eating a full jar of green curry paste is fantastic, but have you tried sex?

every video game has hair and coins, if it doesn't have hair and coins it's not a viddo game, sorry bucko thems the rules.

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@nicknicknicknick definitely a G-rated cartoon face with a bulbous nose

@nicknicknicknick doctors hate this housewife’s trick
don’t forget to wash your hands

@nicknicknicknick honestly I do not know but ellaguro is super into this, she has a patreon

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