mute this thread.

i don't normally do this
but the dog down the street
that has been barking continuously for the past hour
may not be a good dog
😭

"wow, the universe at my fingertips, think of it, there must be countless intelligent species to discover"
NMS: "no, just five."

all major unity plugins should come with a checkbox that just says "don't"

well, here we are eh gang?

i feel a hair somewhere on my face that can't be found, and in this i sense the doom of men.

if i die in this instance...
how long does it take my death to propagate?/

🤔

oh good, a four-hour podcast,
this'll be perfect for when i'm arrested on a scandalous misdemeanour and idling in a liminal state between bureaucratically-sanctioned selfhoods.

shit uh.

how do i

be cool. on mastodon.

.exe

heck yeah
today i:
a) got a cloud build mostly working
b) ate nachos
3) added a quark emoji to most of my slacks

game, set, match fediuniverse.

sigh.

they're trying to define rpg as a genre again.

sigh.

whattup tooters mastodon wins

*taps small microphone*
~ IPAs aren't that good
~ fair trade is more important than organic
~ vegetables are better than meat

god i love bug fixes and performance improvements

the lossless image compression format, .jrpg

no....
no one must know..

how does anyone think about anything?
how do they know where to start?
how do they trust themselves in any of it?

video games move too quickly

not sure what to make of this eggplant in my parents' garden.

"somewhere between facebook and twitter blue"

hydrated af

great british bake-off: grumblecakes.

i only say this because i'm disappointed that afaict the internet still isn't providing a proper recipe for grumblecakes.

(jeans dustin timberlake)

where the water tastes like wine
to the tune of
let the bodies hit the floor.
🤔