"the heart of our community is people. and the heart of people, is the head. the head, and the legs."
still not gonna rest until "has dogs," "no dogs," "secret dogs," and "dogs" are recognised steam tags.
it's impossible to see this picture and not think "gamers" and vice versa.
was pouring water and came to an emergency All Stop, it's a hal'lowe'en miracle.
i like my stoner metal like i like my old world automata: grinding, chunky, and vast; relentless machines driven by inscrutable, arcane powers.
i'm finding uses for sporks.
port sneak king to everything you villains
some days, viz., friday, november 2nd, 2018, you remember you are a beautiful son of a bitch.
did you know
is an anagram
i'm never not going to be proud of this thumbnail.
here's a tip, enable dark mode on all your devices by detonating a nuclear weapon in the upper atmosphere.
please, only my parents call me ogg vorbis.
a gender reveal party, but when you show up it's just an angry tamarian who hands you a dagger and goes on about the beast at tanagra.
i want to say "like mastodon or diaspora*, but for email" but i'm worried i'm gonna be foisted like one of those startuppies who "invents" a privatised library.
"what you need is a good light-hearted font, laugh a little."
"but doctor, *i'm* comic sans."
well that's my work week finished,
pack it in, nick my chum.
what do we have to prepend so that the acronym for internet of things becomes idiot
games have been art since warman specops made due sex, come at me nyt and learn a new critical framework why don't you, you gatekeeping laggards.
"this champagne is pedestrian."
"yes i daresay it's sub perignon."
bob dylan singing "she breaks just like a little girl" whilst i'm writing a switch statement complicates my work.
sadly, predictably, these formalisms will not survive the apocalypse.
tell me more of unity's new scribbleable ender's pipeline
you can't spell nick four times
without cuneiform kits.
oO(or funk eroticism... 🤔)
are you a stumbleupon
or a stumbleupon't
it's hard to tell where the government ends and the corporation begins and the distinction is largely academic.
i'm remembering that timeless Wayne Gretzky quote:
workers of the world, unite!
you miss 100% of the chains that you take from the capitalists.
to the last, i grapple with thee,
from hell's heart i stab at thee,
for hate's sake i spit my last breath at thee
*blocks ad on insta*
every year from 5324 BCE to the present, ranked.
metal gear solid 2:
fake it till you snake it
it turns out that we were the chaos emeralds all along,
every one of us.
i love all these ads for smart speakers assuming that as a young professional i'm just constantly overencumbered with groceries and small children.
@nicknicknicknick the surreal facts.
Seriously, I watched Annihilation last night, and I'm more confused by this series of toots. :P
wasn't sure how best to do it; hashtags is one way, but they break the flow of a thing
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