"the heart of our community is people. and the heart of people, is the head. the head, and the legs."
still not gonna rest until "has dogs," "no dogs," "secret dogs," and "dogs" are recognised steam tags.
it's impossible to see this picture and not think "gamers" and vice versa.
was pouring water and came to an emergency All Stop, it's a hal'lowe'en miracle.
i like my stoner metal like i like my old world automata: grinding, chunky, and vast; relentless machines driven by inscrutable, arcane powers.
i'm finding uses for sporks.
port sneak king to everything you villains
some days, viz., friday, november 2nd, 2018, you remember you are a beautiful son of a bitch.
did you know
is an anagram
i'm never not going to be proud of this thumbnail.
here's a tip, enable dark mode on all your devices by detonating a nuclear weapon in the upper atmosphere.
please, only my parents call me ogg vorbis.
a gender reveal party, but when you show up it's just an angry tamarian who hands you a dagger and goes on about the beast at tanagra.
i want to say "like mastodon or diaspora*, but for email" but i'm worried i'm gonna be foisted like one of those startuppies who "invents" a privatised library.
"what you need is a good light-hearted font, laugh a little."
"but doctor, *i'm* comic sans."
the gritty reboot of vvvvvv is a next-generation fps with ambient occlusion to the max and every time you jump captain viridian says fuck.
well that's my work week finished,
pack it in, nick my chum.
it helps to imagine "the cloud" as an octopus.
what do we have to prepend so that the acronym for internet of things becomes idiot
games have been art since warman specops made due sex, come at me nyt and learn a new critical framework why don't you, you gatekeeping laggards.
bob dylan singing "she breaks just like a little girl" whilst i'm writing a switch statement complicates my work.
tell me more of unity's new scribbleable ender's pipeline
you can't spell nick four times
without cuneiform kits.
oO(or funk eroticism... 🤔)
are you a stumbleupon
or a stumbleupon't
it's hard to tell where the government ends and the corporation begins and the distinction is largely academic.
i'm remembering that timeless Wayne Gretzky quote:
workers of the world, unite!
you miss 100% of the chains that you take from the capitalists.
to the last, i grapple with thee,
from hell's heart i stab at thee,
for hate's sake i spit my last breath at thee
*blocks ad on insta*
every year from 5324 BCE to the present, ranked.
metal gear solid 2:
fake it till you snake it
it turns out that we were the chaos emeralds all along,
every one of us.
i love all these ads for smart speakers assuming that as a young professional i'm just constantly overencumbered with groceries and small children.
anyway, looking for gnog / gnasty gnorc crossovers and i'm pretty unimpressed with this information superhighway thus far.
the year of luigi is dead
long live the year of luigi
why on earth would morpheus call his ship the nebuchadnezzar and not the Dream Boat?
the top 5 most anticipated gadgets of 2019 will not expurgate your sins, forgiveness comes from within and redemption from helping others.
indie games has a long and storied history. first there was chess, which was not published by ubisoft. after that came space war, and then indie games stopped when jon blow made fez.
wow it's 20h19 for the first time in 2019, this won't happen again for another 400 years.
@nicknicknicknick the surreal facts.
Seriously, I watched Annihilation last night, and I'm more confused by this series of toots. :P
wasn't sure how best to do it; hashtags is one way, but they break the flow of a thing
cara let me tell you i discarded a whole lotta fanfic between the years of 2002 and 2006.
@nicknicknicknick been a while since I watched indie game the movie but yeah I remember this scene
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