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if you think about it video games are just a different kind of triangle.

surely there must be an algorithm to test algorithms for bias.

if you're ever thrown back in time to medieval england first thing you do is ask for a "hot dog" and watch their reaction, it's a classic bit and they'll laugh along with you, in the end.

we've reimagined these screaming youtube gamer thumbnail faces as screaming ios app icon faces,

one thing i like about the derby is that after a race when they interview the winners the interviewers are also riding a horse

i just realised that by all objective metrics it should really be "cheesepie" rather than "cheesecake" and i'm too furious to continue this stupid cursèd day.

why do dentists only ever give out the shittiest toothbrushes

the defining feature of immersive sims is that you can use your numpad to punch in codes for in-game keypads, that's the "immersion" imho

and furthermore, "vagabonds and wastrels" is a perfectly acceptable form of group address

"a little bit high or a little bit academic, i'm not sure i can differentiate."

your eldritch horror name is five successive elements from the periodic table, starting at your birth date (apply apostrophes as necessary)

how do you do, je m'appelle zn'gageasse.

found out that the term of venery for hamsters is "a horde of hamsters" and the mental imagery is delicious.

just sat here wondering if the "white-washed prohibition era-inspired jazz video game remix" bubble has finally burst.

went into a warhammer shop and may need to talk to my therapist about this.

i knew i was embarrassingly out of my league when they started asking impossible questions like "what faction do you play" and "how are you?"

was going to suggest a plushie of the monolith from 2001 but then i realised that's just a pillow.

adorbs (adj.)
derived from the latin "ad orb"
lit. "for the orb."

fondly remembering that old 1970s English government-produced informational campaign, "Gotta Be Jute"

i hope they nationalise the internet before disney owns it.

if not directly inspired by Oingo Boingo, it remains thoroughly oingo boingoid.

y'all wish you were on friend camp, we're over here of a friday looking for the smallest things.

*build youre communities* he shouts at his clenched hands, dripping social media blood.

hey here's a secret i found out tonight

ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃʳᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜʰᵃʳᵍᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ, ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ

some jack-a-nape declares the speed of light `const` instead of {get; private set;} and now we're all stuck in this dumb universe.

when animals talk about humans their term of venery is just "a bunch of assholes."

food 

for the 33rd year running, the oscar for best original score goes to ira newborn for his "planes, trains & automobiles" soundtrack which seamlessly integrates a clip of steve martin shrieking "you're messin' with the wrong guy!"

movie magic.

this doesn't really belong anywhere but i'm suddenly tempted by the idea of a sufjan stevens-themed wrestler, maybe Steve "The Insufferable" Stevens, whose entrance is to casimir pulaski day

you can't convince me that 4k screens aren't just 1080p screens with higher saturation.

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