paul rudd is short for paul rudzicz, actually

went into a warhammer shop and may need to talk to my therapist about this.

i knew i was embarrassingly out of my league when they started asking impossible questions like "what faction do you play" and "how are you?"

was going to suggest a plushie of the monolith from 2001 but then i realised that's just a pillow.

adorbs (adj.)
derived from the latin "ad orb"
lit. "for the orb."

fondly remembering that old 1970s English government-produced informational campaign, "Gotta Be Jute"

skyrim and evangelion have the same ending

i hope they nationalise the internet before disney owns it.

it has become appallingly obvious.

if not directly inspired by Oingo Boingo, it remains thoroughly oingo boingoid.

y'all wish you were on friend camp, we're over here of a friday looking for the smallest things.

*build youre communities* he shouts at his clenched hands, dripping social media blood.

hey here's a secret i found out tonight

ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃʳᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜʰᵃʳᵍᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ, ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ

or as my friends call me,
nick nick "nick" nick nick

some jack-a-nape declares the speed of light `const` instead of {get; private set;} and now we're all stuck in this dumb universe.

when animals talk about humans their term of venery is just "a bunch of assholes."

i kinda like cauliflower rice and i'm prepared to face the consequences.

"crispy" creme?

i doubt it.

for the 33rd year running, the oscar for best original score goes to ira newborn for his "planes, trains & automobiles" soundtrack which seamlessly integrates a clip of steve martin shrieking "you're messin' with the wrong guy!"

movie magic.

this doesn't really belong anywhere but i'm suddenly tempted by the idea of a sufjan stevens-themed wrestler, maybe Steve "The Insufferable" Stevens, whose entrance is to casimir pulaski day

you can't convince me that 4k screens aren't just 1080p screens with higher saturation.

skyrim in the streets,
dwarf fortress in the sheets.

lofi 24/7 hip-hop beats to hunt the most dangerous game – man! to.

there are only twenty twitter accounts.

grocery stores as temples to plastic

Wikipedia List of All the Things I've Done in a Fit of Pique

like that tootsie roll jingle only it's how many bites can i take of this parmesan rind before it becomes an act of desperation.

if you haven't used the word "emblazoned" are you even writing genre fiction?

hello seattle, are you ready to "rock"?
we're German UI Overflow and we're here to say:
Schwierigkeitseinstellungen

you can't just name a character phineas and call it steampunk.

i had an epiphany in a wool store.

ATAB: all templars are bastards

the thompson twins' "hold me now" came on the PA, echoing, while i stood, completely alone, in the toilet aisle of the local hardware megastore, and in that moment i was finite, and so i paid over $100 for a bidet just to feel something real.

scratch that, i cannot myself disconnect the water supply line to the toilet and now i am a failure in this, too.

fucking bye

fluxus?
i hardly even intervened thus.

*looks around bedroom*
god this is a lot of poetry.

à propos of nothing, the epithet "nimby westmount fuckhead" just rolls off the tongue.

one day i, too, will roll up my sleeves to the elbows and proclaim the real canada, proud, wheat, forest, fisherman, toronto?, dogsled, parliament, a veteran, laughing farmer, reindeer, stock artillery footage from 1917, stock artillery footage from 2007, an inuksuk, ken dryden,