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went into a warhammer shop and may need to talk to my therapist about this.

i knew i was embarrassingly out of my league when they started asking impossible questions like "what faction do you play" and "how are you?"

was going to suggest a plushie of the monolith from 2001 but then i realised that's just a pillow.

adorbs (adj.)
derived from the latin "ad orb"
lit. "for the orb."

fondly remembering that old 1970s English government-produced informational campaign, "Gotta Be Jute"

i hope they nationalise the internet before disney owns it.

if not directly inspired by Oingo Boingo, it remains thoroughly oingo boingoid.

y'all wish you were on friend camp, we're over here of a friday looking for the smallest things.

*build youre communities* he shouts at his clenched hands, dripping social media blood.

hey here's a secret i found out tonight

ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵃʳᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᶜʰᵃʳᵍᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ, ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ

some jack-a-nape declares the speed of light `const` instead of {get; private set;} and now we're all stuck in this dumb universe.

when animals talk about humans their term of venery is just "a bunch of assholes."


i kinda like cauliflower rice and i'm prepared to face the consequences.

for the 33rd year running, the oscar for best original score goes to ira newborn for his "planes, trains & automobiles" soundtrack which seamlessly integrates a clip of steve martin shrieking "you're messin' with the wrong guy!"

movie magic.

this doesn't really belong anywhere but i'm suddenly tempted by the idea of a sufjan stevens-themed wrestler, maybe Steve "The Insufferable" Stevens, whose entrance is to casimir pulaski day

you can't convince me that 4k screens aren't just 1080p screens with higher saturation.

lofi 24/7 hip-hop beats to hunt the most dangerous game – man! to.

Wikipedia List of All the Things I've Done in a Fit of Pique


like that tootsie roll jingle only it's how many bites can i take of this parmesan rind before it becomes an act of desperation.

if you haven't used the word "emblazoned" are you even writing genre fiction?

hello seattle, are you ready to "rock"?
we're German UI Overflow and we're here to say:

you can't just name a character phineas and call it steampunk.

the thompson twins' "hold me now" came on the PA, echoing, while i stood, completely alone, in the toilet aisle of the local hardware megastore, and in that moment i was finite, and so i paid over $100 for a bidet just to feel something real.

scratch that, i cannot myself disconnect the water supply line to the toilet and now i am a failure in this, too.


à propos of nothing, the epithet "nimby westmount fuckhead" just rolls off the tongue.

one day i, too, will roll up my sleeves to the elbows and proclaim the real canada, proud, wheat, forest, fisherman, toronto?, dogsled, parliament, a veteran, laughing farmer, reindeer, stock artillery footage from 1917, stock artillery footage from 2007, an inuksuk, ken dryden,

anyway, still waiting for the ill-conceived "The Wire: Canada" where S3 is nothing but CDN-NDG city hall fury.


so today i learned that the A23 battery is the "three kids in a trenchcoat" of batteries

myers-briggs only it places you on the axes of soldier-citizen-worker-consumer.

have you heard?

if it's a good game, it has lots.

rated 10/more.

a committee is just like a neural net but without the ability to make decisions.


when this is over i want to eat at the world's longest restaurant.

all i'm saying is Big Arugula missed a huge opportunity to license Dragula for an arugula awareness campaign.

please adjust your brightness until the abyss also stares into you.

tbh "fuck it, i'm done" is a perfectly acceptable way to sign out of work, hangouts, and life.

a fun game to play is to go to an army base and refer to every lieutenant as placeholder.

@nasser @nicknicknicknick whaaaaaa really?! I need AAAA constantly for my tablet stylus and where I live those batteries are much harder to get by than 9V! Got to check if local 9V are made of AAAA! Thanks!

@nicknicknicknick I might just post this in our IT skype chat when I finally get relieved

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