a dog looked at me and i smiled at the dog and then the dog smiled at me

"I'm an artist. Gardening is my graffiti. I grow my art. I use the garden soil like it's a piece of cloth, and the plants and the trees, that's my embellishment for that cloth. You'd be surprised what the soil can do if you let it be your canvas."
– Ron Finley, guerilla gardener

#UrbanGreen

"I'd say my favorite meat is hamburger. How about yours?"
"Mine is hotdog."
"What's hotdog?"
"The polar ice caps! Can you name something that is remarkably hot in a depressing way as well, dog?"
"Yes: this heat map of arrests per capita in a neighborhood populated largely by minorities."

give me a king's quest live action film with the cast of gabriel knight 2: the beast within.

Tonight on Deep Space 9
Chief O'Brien has some trouble with tribbles but also convinces Starfleet that fuckbots are sentient and have rights.

@hache
oh huh. i do not know this person but i'm sorry.

i think i'm just going to erase this whole thing.

internalising years of anger & loneliness and isolating myself from the people i care about.

🐦🔗
RT @bwecht@twitter.com
What’s the dumbest/most pointless way you’ve injured yourself?

twitter.com/bwecht/status/1130

@whoisgina @michel
i need to step up my lasagna-eating game, like in that movie,
Step Up 6: Lasagna

internalising years of anger & loneliness and isolating myself from the people i care about.

🐦🔗
RT @bwecht@twitter.com
What’s the dumbest/most pointless way you’ve injured yourself?

twitter.com/bwecht/status/1130

2001-2009: "In this post-9/11 world..."
2010-2019: "The rise of millennials..."
2019-20X6: "Now that Game of Thrones has ended..."

why do dentists only ever give out the shittiest toothbrushes

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Friend Camp

The decentralized web is about trust. You should only join Friend Camp if you personally trust Darius Kazemi with your social media data. You probably only have that level of trust if we are IRL friends or have been internet friends for a long time. Generally speaking this is a small, closed community. In the end, Darius is the arbiter of what is allowed here. If you don't have a good idea of the kind of behavior that flies with Darius, again, you probably shouldn't join this instance. In the interest of specificity, we do have a code of conduct and privacy policy which you should read.

Friend Camp features several modifications that were requested by our users.

  • you can log in via any subdomain, which means you can log in to multiple accounts in the same browser session (for example, log in once on friend.camp and then as another user on alt.friend.camp)
  • they are no longer called "toots", they are now "posts"
  • if you have a locked account and you get a follow request, a reminder appears under your "post" button (on normal Mastodon mobile it is otherwise buried in a sub-menu and you might not see it for a long time)
  • the emoji dropdown is a neutral smiley face instead of the cry-laughing smiley
  • @mentions are rendered as "@user" for a Friend Camp user and "@user@domain" for remote users. This helps clear up when you follow two people who have the same username on different servers.
  • there is a "never ask me again" checkbox on the confirmation for clearing your notifications -- more info here
  • images in a CW'ed post are collapsed behind the CW. When you expand the CW, you can see the whole image immediately. more info here
  • When an mp3 link is in a post, we also embed an inline mp3 player. git commit here
  • 500 characters of profile text git commit here, requested by @deerful

Important Bit from the Privacy Docs

If you want decent privacy (the info doesn't leave this server), the only way to do that is to set your account to private, only accept friend requests from other friend.camp users, and only ever @ mention other friend.camp users. Once you start talking to people on other servers, all bets are off. Any private message you send to someone on another server could be looked at by the admin of a different server. This is kind of like email: if you are on a private email server, and you send an unencrypted email to a gmail account, congrats, Google now has the content of that email. But also, you do this every day, so, hey. The internet!

Our beautiful icon is based on photo3idea_studio from www.flaticon.com, licensed CC 3.0 BY. It has been modified by @casey@friend.camp!