That was a mistake because now my thoughts are bouncing along at 180BPM and I won’t be able to sleep

suddenly struck with the inexplicable urge to sing along with "man with a hat" and now my throat is tired

Don't halve a cow, man
- Bart Simpson, to Damien Hirst

ranjit :music_mouse: boosted

Are you interested in a federated alternative to Goodreads that doesn't use Amazon?

because I'm making a federated alternative to Goodreads that doesn't use Amazon

puppy is cold now, but when i try to park him on the electric blanket and wrap him in fleece, he gets restless and runs back to his favorite unheated sofa spot

Here come the trucks with another delivery for my apartment

singing "chihuahuahuahuahua" to the tune of Brian Eno's Music for Airports

ranjit :music_mouse: boosted

Hey! We're running a festival/exhibition/thing in Bristol in June! Do you like art and tech, but in a ~c r i t i c a l~ way? Do you like being paid for your work? Then please submit something to our open call!

weird dinner 

Malarkey? Or effective Way? (Alc) 

Malarkey? Or effective Way? (Alc) 

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