scifi mockumentary tv series starring Monty Don wearing prosthetic ears or something called _Gardens of the Galaxy_. i did not and will not web search to see if i'm the first to come up with this

i never saw guardians of the galaxy so as far as i know this is a bit in that movie. does not change the fact that a show with this concept and format would be the most amazing thing ever

okay apparently "gardens of the galaxy" was a whole thing like two years ago. but I really want a fictional scifi gardening show? I guess I'll just have to watch No Man's Sky farming tutorials, that's the closest thing I can think of

@aparrish Keiko O’Brien was head of the plant biology lab on Star Trek: TNG, and several episodes used that as a plot device. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Arboretum

@ramsey yes I want a star trek spin-off about keiko and her botanist pals as they go from planet to planet conducting surveys, except it's not narrative, it's presented in a format like a PBS science show

@aparrish @ramsey kinda sounds like a good frame to hang a nanogenmo on

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