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what do you have to google to get the secret ads for illuminati merchandise

as electric rock operas go, it's no Jesus Christ Superstar but it's still pretty fun

Listening for the first time in ages to an album I used to put on my parents' hi fi all the time when i was little. It's an Electric Rock Opera!

a squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is vast and trunkless

Stardust Ziggy, who lives on mars and eats over 10,000 spiders a day, is an anomaly adn should not have been counted

Ziggies Starsdust and the Spider from a Mar

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If Sideshow Bob were a shrub (pops I’m at the Botanic Garden again)

If Ozymandias King of Kings wore pants, would he wear them like this or like this?

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
"Use code ANNV19 for 20% off one full-price item"
Nothing beside remains.

book report 

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@Ranjit Do not swallow in egret because you are bittern about your plover.

birds that are emotions if you add or subtract a letter


book report 

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anyway all i'm saying is that if you wanted to run an instant at you, like, you totally could. no-one would stop you.

i love popcorn not wisely but too well and i also love the phrase "not wisely but too well" not wisely but too well

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Friend Camp

The decentralized web is about trust. You should only join Friend Camp if you personally trust Darius Kazemi with your social media data. You probably only have that level of trust if we are IRL friends or have been internet friends for a long time. Generally speaking this is a small, closed community. In the end, Darius is the arbiter of what is allowed here. If you don't have a good idea of the kind of behavior that flies with Darius, again, you probably shouldn't join this instance. In the interest of specificity, we do have a code of conduct and privacy policy which you should read. Friend Camp features several modifications that were requested by our users. * you can log in via any subdomain, which means you can log in to multiple accounts in the same browser session (for example, log in once on and then as another user on * they are no longer called "toots", they are now "posts" * if you have a locked account and you get a follow request, a reminder appears under your "post" button (on normal Mastodon mobile it is otherwise buried in a sub-menu and you might not see it for a long time) * the emoji dropdown is a neutral smiley face instead of the cry-laughing smiley @mentions are rendered as "@user" for a Friend Camp user and "@user@domain" for remote users. This helps clear up when you follow two people who have the same username on different servers. * there is a "never ask me again" checkbox on the confirmation for clearing your notifications -- more info here * When an mp3 link is in a post, we also embed an inline mp3 player. git commit here * 500 characters of profile text git commit here, requested by @deerful Important Bit from the Privacy Docs: If you want decent privacy (the info doesn't leave this server), the only way to do that is to set your account to private, only accept friend requests from other users, and only ever @ mention other users. Once you start talking to people on other servers, all bets are off. Any private message you send to someone on another server could be looked at by the admin of a different server. This is kind of like email: if you are on a private email server, and you send an unencrypted email to a gmail account, congrats, Google now has the content of that email. But also, you do this every day, so, hey. The internet! Our beautiful icon is based on photo3idea_studio from, licensed CC 3.0 BY. It has been modified by!