PUT YOUR KETTLE ON friends because it is TEA TIME MAGAZINE time
It's the "Celebrate Mom, Dad & Grad" issue, which, they sure aren't up with the times are they
I sincerely hope with my whole heart that the next episode is quarantine themed that would rule
"If you want to see me swoon, all you have to do is place a blue-and-white teapot in my hands. And if it happens to be gold-trimmed, I might just get a little weak at the knees."
okay maybe the tea time magazine staff are in fact just like us: horny
In fairness this teapot is kinda hot
"These early summer months give us many wonderful reasons to host a tea party [remotely, over video chat]"
hell yeah, susan timmerman
"I'm just trying to get my boys to appreciate tea." -- Erica Hermanson, via teatimemagazine.com
THIS IS FORESHADOWING just wait
there's a new Cozy Corner Murder Mystery novel, it comes with a shortbread recipe
Tea Time Magazine knows what's Camellia senensis and what is not
OKAY remember how I said foreshadowing earlier....
A Gentleman's Guide to Tea Sandwiches
Tea Sandwiches for MEN
These are what tea manwiches look like fyi
written by Bruce, a GENTLEMAN
"I was a member of a MALE chorus..."
"What is this tatsy beef with an unusual grain?"
"Oh, dearie," she replied, "It's tongue."
TONGUE. THE MANLY MEAT
just look at those butch sandwiches though
MEN MEN MEN
it's the MAN issue
They use the french meringue strategy, I prefer Italian but I get that not everyone has a candy thermometer
@tripofmice YESSS 🍵 🍵 🍵
@tripofmice pinkies out, everyone
@tripofmice horny for teapots!!
@tripofmice the food that tastes you back
@tripofmice what about cousins (no cousines) and nephews? great uncles and sons-in-law??
@ranjit they're no gentlemen
@tripofmice they look BEEFY and RESILIENT
@tripofmice Bruce Richardson and John O'Hagan are definitely among the most Man names i've ever heard of
@aparrish let's be clear here: they are MEN
@tripofmice I'd fuck it
@tripofmice oh thank god
@tripofmice just in time
@tripofmice fuck yes
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