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@casey read this as podcast

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in a hypothetical world where I know someone named stan 

not today, stan

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I have no use for thousands of green marbles, no need for thousands of green marbles. Thousands of green marbles would not improve my life

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for months, my favorite thrift store has had three huge cartons of green marbles on the shelf, enough to fill my backpack, and it takes all my self control not to buy them

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these days I usually get gendered male in public when it comes up, but just now I got "hey girl. girl? whatever the fuck you are" which,,, sure

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@cincodenada gender neutral bride or groom is... grime?

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@cincodenada I love this

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bela lugosi will join your honeymoon, that's destiny

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@nicknicknicknick damn, wish someone had told me to try writing programs without errors years ago

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national staying in day; all the queers get to make a nice mug of cocoa and watch a movie

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other things this cat did today 

- bury herself under the quilt on the bed
- develop a sudden but brief fear of her breakfast and hide from it
- run back and forth across the apartment yelling
- sit on my lap and purr (current, ongoing)

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look at this cat 

look at her

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if HRT is ""safe"" then how do you explain Gregor Samsa???

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bird news 

this raven hung out with me at the bus stop, strutting around and clacking their beak

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BookWyrm

Would you like to help translate BookWyrm? There's now an easy way to get involved:

https://translate.joinbookwyrm.com/

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diana lore 

@garbados this is badass as heck

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doctor garbage expert

us mil 

@tripofmice oh is it fleet week? is it time for this

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us mil 

fuck you to the blue angels in particular today

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new RIP corp episode 🙌 ripcorp.biz/

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""And what fun it is! ... these rich men, these swells in their luxury—when one relieves them of a bank-note, how they do howl! ... And the joy, the ineffable joy of enraging the police!""

-- "Arsène Lupin"

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