𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔱 𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔰𝔥 @tripofmice@friend.camp

aww I can only get a few turns into ai dungeon before it stops responding :(

dang the game crashed??

oh no I tried to make small talk and he wont respond

I'm on a date with the cutest person at my party! we're taking a ride together through the woods

two turns in and I already seduced an orc

with my insurance, my top surgery cost $20. I have occasional moments of like, "but surely not, someone is going to show up and demand $5k" and then today I got an email saying I had an outstanding medical bill

turns out it was just $20 (because they forgot to get my copay at an appointment).

crushfight

@ranjit @casey quick, come to SF it's not even 1pm here yet

@bcj yeah! and at kids clothes prices

Turns out the reason is GENDER and the solution is the BOYS section

I did a second pass through my books as I bagged 'em and decided to keep 4 more. There are 14 grocery bags of non-keepers

my childhood grocery store had a machine that made fresh orange juice out of whole oranges as you watched and you could fill jugs of orange juice it was the best

why I am SO reluctant to buy rain gear??? i super don't want to and I've procrastinated it for literally years even though I bike in the rain all the time and just get absolutely soaked

@Moss in the bay area we've had a couple fash specifically go out in maga gear to press assault charges when anyone gets near them, so, ya know, take care

@ranjit nah it can be aloof

Party ready

@ranjit well, I'll probably be around!

I just realized that I've totally torn my apartment apart and I'm having a party on the 15th so... I guess I have a timeline

I own 20 bookends

I had meetings today and yesterday and in both someone was trying to make the meeting more fun and.... it turns out I'm the person who doesn't think meetings need to be fun